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PEASANTPORE: Duke of Punggol Teo CH said Peasantpore's ageing population issue is due to a one-off problem that resulted from having a very large baby boomer generation from the early 1950s to mid-60s. However wise old peasants knew it was retribution for Old Autocrat's forced abortions during his Eugenics madness during the 1970s, compounded by his shabby treatment of old peasants who toiled but are left with nothing.
Duke Teo said 6.9 million peasants are necessary to maintain a good tax base and provide sufficient cheap serfs for foreign merchants. It is paramount the regime continues to attract foreign merchants to ensure the interests of Imperial Familee. Other peasants, if they die, thats their business, he concluded.
Tolerated Peasant Representative Assistant Ape Eugene Tan asked Duke Teo in Imperial Court if the regime has approved the fucking decree, why do they bother to go through the motion and have a procedural debate? He was peeved how the regime is simply steamrolling opposition and ignoring peasants' moans.
Educated Ape Tan also asked whether the regime will provide regular updates on its progress in addressing Peasantpore's demographic challenge rather than talking the walk and implementing loopholes to hoodwink peasants.
Duke Teo responded: "I seriously think you read too much Jane Austen novels. Remember, this is a fucking Asiatic autocratic regime, not a Nordic society. There is no need to study options and engage stupid peasants. There are several wayang fronts to allow them to vent their frustrations through Our Peasantpore 'Hundred Flowers' Campaign' aka CONversation and other anti-regime forums.
"I like to take this chance to remind Peasants that they cannot look at Arab Spring and clamour for democracy? In their wet dreams will they get Anglo-Saxon democracy. The aim of the regime is to craft anti-peasant policies, address foreign merchants' concerns and deliver programmes to benefit Imperial Familee.
There is no need to strengthen trust and consensus among stupid peasants. Remember, we Asiatic society do not believe in the Magna Carte or the garbages expounded in it. We prefer the Imperial China system where all must kowtow Ruler Loong and worship him as the Son of Heaven.
On that basis, we may have inherited the Brit's Westminister system of governance but it has been perverted for Ruler Loong's interests. Peasants, lumpar netizens and political economists who keep harping on our silly anti-peasant policies should re-examine their goals in life. If we manage to identify those online rebels, they can be sure that we will use Imperial Meiji political resolution, and that's called 'termination of bastards' aka assassination to silence them."
PEASANTPORE: Duke of Punggol Teo CH said Peasantpore's ageing population issue is due to a one-off problem that resulted from having a very large baby boomer generation from the early 1950s to mid-60s. However wise old peasants knew it was retribution for Old Autocrat's forced abortions during his Eugenics madness during the 1970s, compounded by his shabby treatment of old peasants who toiled but are left with nothing.
Duke Teo said 6.9 million peasants are necessary to maintain a good tax base and provide sufficient cheap serfs for foreign merchants. It is paramount the regime continues to attract foreign merchants to ensure the interests of Imperial Familee. Other peasants, if they die, thats their business, he concluded.
Tolerated Peasant Representative Assistant Ape Eugene Tan asked Duke Teo in Imperial Court if the regime has approved the fucking decree, why do they bother to go through the motion and have a procedural debate? He was peeved how the regime is simply steamrolling opposition and ignoring peasants' moans.
Educated Ape Tan also asked whether the regime will provide regular updates on its progress in addressing Peasantpore's demographic challenge rather than talking the walk and implementing loopholes to hoodwink peasants.
Duke Teo responded: "I seriously think you read too much Jane Austen novels. Remember, this is a fucking Asiatic autocratic regime, not a Nordic society. There is no need to study options and engage stupid peasants. There are several wayang fronts to allow them to vent their frustrations through Our Peasantpore 'Hundred Flowers' Campaign' aka CONversation and other anti-regime forums.
"I like to take this chance to remind Peasants that they cannot look at Arab Spring and clamour for democracy? In their wet dreams will they get Anglo-Saxon democracy. The aim of the regime is to craft anti-peasant policies, address foreign merchants' concerns and deliver programmes to benefit Imperial Familee.
There is no need to strengthen trust and consensus among stupid peasants. Remember, we Asiatic society do not believe in the Magna Carte or the garbages expounded in it. We prefer the Imperial China system where all must kowtow Ruler Loong and worship him as the Son of Heaven.
On that basis, we may have inherited the Brit's Westminister system of governance but it has been perverted for Ruler Loong's interests. Peasants, lumpar netizens and political economists who keep harping on our silly anti-peasant policies should re-examine their goals in life. If we manage to identify those online rebels, they can be sure that we will use Imperial Meiji political resolution, and that's called 'termination of bastards' aka assassination to silence them."
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