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PEASANTPORE: Duke of Punggol Teo CH has presented in Imperial Court the White Lies on Local Peasant De-population, a roadmap to address Peasantpore's demographic challenges to provide cheap labour for foreign merchants.
The Profitable Land Use Scam was presented along with the White Lies.
The White Lies comes on the back of a shrinking and greying population caused by Old Autocrat's Eugenics during the 1970s. It is indeed retribution for a regime who often bullies old peasants.
Duke Teo, whose clan served the nobles Kwas and Tans, dismissed the various concerns peasants have raised over the past week following the release of the White Lies and the Profitable Land Use Scam.
First, the projected population of 6.9 million by 2030, a sexy number that bapoks should love.
Duke Teo said the White Lie in fact is consolidating a major policy - a significant increase in foreigners to maintain cheap workforce for foreign merchants.
Thanks to Old Autocrat's 'Stop at Two for Some Peasants and None for Lesser Ones', population growth rate is in fact projected to drop to about half the historical growth rate.
Up to 2020, Peasantpore is unable to provide vast pools of cheap labourers for foreign merchants and the decreased corporate taxes will doom the regime various Ponzi scams.
Duke Teo added the Ruler Loong decree on 6.9 million foreigners by 2030 is cast iron.
The figure, he stressed, is inform peasants of their diminished value to the regime.
"Old Autocrat is a good example. He is already 80++ and still earns 13,000 peanuts, of course, life is good for him, so he never retires and surrender political power. Likewise we exhort that local peasants work till they drop dead so we spend less money on health care lor.
Ruler Loong wants to foreigners' numbers to double for each generation. He wants to exterminate local peasants,especially the Aljunied, Hougang and Punggol Axis of Evil.
The aim is to have fewer local peasants and to reserve menial chores for them.
Duke Teo also addressed concerns that the regime is anti-local peasant but pro-foreigner.
He reiterated the need for immigrants to steal jobs form local peasant workforce.
For example, as more foreigners take up professional jobs, there is a need for local peasants to take on the lower-skilled jobs, said Duke Teo.
"If Ruler Loong wants to, He can issue a decree to ban white collar jobs for Aljunied-Hougang and Punggol-East Axis of Evil. So what if we are certainly pursuing growth at all costs, like PRC Commie. Instead, we have set our sights on high-quality, productivity-driven, sustainable growth that will help to create good jobs, raise wages and improve the lives of foreigners only," he sneered.
"Local peasants will defend Familee and rich foreigners, because Familee is the stakeholder of this sham republic. Foreigners pay more taxes, cannot vote and got tons of dirty money. We may help to ensure the safety of foreigners who are here in time of conflict but the key is we are defending Familee's wealth," he said.
As to questions on whether Peasantpore will be over-crowded in future, Duke Teo rubbished that concept since he will be still staying at his lavish bungalow.
Imperial Court will TCSS the White Lies and the Land Use Scam over the next few days and the decree will be issued soon with all peasants trembling and obeying it.
PEASANTPORE: Duke of Punggol Teo CH has presented in Imperial Court the White Lies on Local Peasant De-population, a roadmap to address Peasantpore's demographic challenges to provide cheap labour for foreign merchants.
The Profitable Land Use Scam was presented along with the White Lies.
The White Lies comes on the back of a shrinking and greying population caused by Old Autocrat's Eugenics during the 1970s. It is indeed retribution for a regime who often bullies old peasants.
Duke Teo, whose clan served the nobles Kwas and Tans, dismissed the various concerns peasants have raised over the past week following the release of the White Lies and the Profitable Land Use Scam.
First, the projected population of 6.9 million by 2030, a sexy number that bapoks should love.
Duke Teo said the White Lie in fact is consolidating a major policy - a significant increase in foreigners to maintain cheap workforce for foreign merchants.
Thanks to Old Autocrat's 'Stop at Two for Some Peasants and None for Lesser Ones', population growth rate is in fact projected to drop to about half the historical growth rate.
Up to 2020, Peasantpore is unable to provide vast pools of cheap labourers for foreign merchants and the decreased corporate taxes will doom the regime various Ponzi scams.
Duke Teo added the Ruler Loong decree on 6.9 million foreigners by 2030 is cast iron.
The figure, he stressed, is inform peasants of their diminished value to the regime.
"Old Autocrat is a good example. He is already 80++ and still earns 13,000 peanuts, of course, life is good for him, so he never retires and surrender political power. Likewise we exhort that local peasants work till they drop dead so we spend less money on health care lor.
Ruler Loong wants to foreigners' numbers to double for each generation. He wants to exterminate local peasants,especially the Aljunied, Hougang and Punggol Axis of Evil.
The aim is to have fewer local peasants and to reserve menial chores for them.
Duke Teo also addressed concerns that the regime is anti-local peasant but pro-foreigner.
He reiterated the need for immigrants to steal jobs form local peasant workforce.
For example, as more foreigners take up professional jobs, there is a need for local peasants to take on the lower-skilled jobs, said Duke Teo.
"If Ruler Loong wants to, He can issue a decree to ban white collar jobs for Aljunied-Hougang and Punggol-East Axis of Evil. So what if we are certainly pursuing growth at all costs, like PRC Commie. Instead, we have set our sights on high-quality, productivity-driven, sustainable growth that will help to create good jobs, raise wages and improve the lives of foreigners only," he sneered.
"Local peasants will defend Familee and rich foreigners, because Familee is the stakeholder of this sham republic. Foreigners pay more taxes, cannot vote and got tons of dirty money. We may help to ensure the safety of foreigners who are here in time of conflict but the key is we are defending Familee's wealth," he said.
As to questions on whether Peasantpore will be over-crowded in future, Duke Teo rubbished that concept since he will be still staying at his lavish bungalow.
Imperial Court will TCSS the White Lies and the Land Use Scam over the next few days and the decree will be issued soon with all peasants trembling and obeying it.
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