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Peasantpore: The regime is mulling a new vicious package to encourage local peasants to toil harder and not have more peasant children to compete with foreign peasant children.
Duke of Punggol Teo CH said this as he urged Peasants to toil hand in hand to overcome two key challenges that the regime faces - having a sustainable population to exploit and maintaining the Imperial Clan's economic vitality.
Duke of Punggol Teo, who also oversees the regime's eugenics planning policies, said: "CCB, my mummy passed away and many netizens' all very lagi happy, say I baba minion and relative of Ruler Loong deserve it. WTF! The school boy who take potshots at me end of the day lan lan bo lan must apologise to me. Now I intend to put out a White Paper at the end of this year to punish peasants. All you peasants think Old Autocrat Lee stop at two engenics policy vile, wait till you see mine. Purpose of this white paper is to show Ang Mohs that we wayang can bring Peasants together to agree with our evil anti-peasant policies. At the end of the day, peasants must understand the regime's solutions are always the best population and a foreigner dominated population that will ensure Imperial Clan's vitality into the future. This will call for more punitive price, tax, fee and COE hikes to make life intolerable for local peasants to reproduce."
The second challenge is the rent driven economy, sneered Duke Teo at the Pasir Ris-Punggol 'Love the Regime Day Dinner' on Sunday.
"What do you think and expect huh? The angmoh+nihon dominated economy is still weak, but with more serf jobs created in Peasantpore in the second quarter of this year, overall unemployment remains low at 2 per cent, even lower once we discounted the those who are 'unemployed' after 3 full moons."
The regime is also working to help peasants stay employed and ensure that wages keep as low as possible to attract Ang Moh and Nihon investments.
Duke Teo said about 400,000 lowly paid peasants benefit from the Workfare Income Supplement of up to $2,800 a year but there are more plans to prise open their arse and extract wealth from them using old tricks of price, fees and fare hikes. The plan is to kill more problematic low income peasants by driving them to desperation and jump into Bedok reservoir discreetly.
The hikes helps to control population of low-income workers by up to 25 per cent.
The lackey National Unions also promotes upskilling and retraining to help Peasants stay in or find lowly paid serf jobs.
This year, the regime introduced the GST Voucher to help the lower-income groups offset the Goods and Services Tax hikes. The GST Voucher includes cash, utilities rebates and Medisave top-ups but older peasants know it is a scam to report taxpayers' monies as Nationalised Corporation profits.
Duke Teo said that in the coming months, the regime will be engaging Peasantpores in a number of major consultations modelled after Commie 1956 'Hundred Flower Campaign'.
He hinted: "I encourage you to praise Ruler Loong and his minons, make the Ang Mohs see that we are as advanced as them in terms of politicking. I do not expect peasants to bite the hand that feed back and use this as a platform to humilate Ruler Loong, his minons and lackeys or you know how the 'Hundred Flowers Campaign' ended in 1957."
"KNNCBB, we nobles and minions are wealthy because we cook the collect curry and serve the Imperial Clan, so lan lan accept your lot in society. If local peasants spend all their time being envious of nobles, we are unable to put our energies together to attract ang moh and Nihon investments, then how can Ruler Loong ensure better life for his clan?"
Duke Teo exhorts all Peasants to adore Ruler Loong as 'Dear Leader', toil hand hand, accept low wages, let foreigners steal more jobs and die off without claiming annalities with determination and tenacity to create a better future for Ruler Loong's Imperial Clan.
http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/1219726/1/.html
Peasantpore: The regime is mulling a new vicious package to encourage local peasants to toil harder and not have more peasant children to compete with foreign peasant children.
Duke of Punggol Teo CH said this as he urged Peasants to toil hand in hand to overcome two key challenges that the regime faces - having a sustainable population to exploit and maintaining the Imperial Clan's economic vitality.
Duke of Punggol Teo, who also oversees the regime's eugenics planning policies, said: "CCB, my mummy passed away and many netizens' all very lagi happy, say I baba minion and relative of Ruler Loong deserve it. WTF! The school boy who take potshots at me end of the day lan lan bo lan must apologise to me. Now I intend to put out a White Paper at the end of this year to punish peasants. All you peasants think Old Autocrat Lee stop at two engenics policy vile, wait till you see mine. Purpose of this white paper is to show Ang Mohs that we wayang can bring Peasants together to agree with our evil anti-peasant policies. At the end of the day, peasants must understand the regime's solutions are always the best population and a foreigner dominated population that will ensure Imperial Clan's vitality into the future. This will call for more punitive price, tax, fee and COE hikes to make life intolerable for local peasants to reproduce."
The second challenge is the rent driven economy, sneered Duke Teo at the Pasir Ris-Punggol 'Love the Regime Day Dinner' on Sunday.
"What do you think and expect huh? The angmoh+nihon dominated economy is still weak, but with more serf jobs created in Peasantpore in the second quarter of this year, overall unemployment remains low at 2 per cent, even lower once we discounted the those who are 'unemployed' after 3 full moons."
The regime is also working to help peasants stay employed and ensure that wages keep as low as possible to attract Ang Moh and Nihon investments.
Duke Teo said about 400,000 lowly paid peasants benefit from the Workfare Income Supplement of up to $2,800 a year but there are more plans to prise open their arse and extract wealth from them using old tricks of price, fees and fare hikes. The plan is to kill more problematic low income peasants by driving them to desperation and jump into Bedok reservoir discreetly.
The hikes helps to control population of low-income workers by up to 25 per cent.
The lackey National Unions also promotes upskilling and retraining to help Peasants stay in or find lowly paid serf jobs.
This year, the regime introduced the GST Voucher to help the lower-income groups offset the Goods and Services Tax hikes. The GST Voucher includes cash, utilities rebates and Medisave top-ups but older peasants know it is a scam to report taxpayers' monies as Nationalised Corporation profits.
Duke Teo said that in the coming months, the regime will be engaging Peasantpores in a number of major consultations modelled after Commie 1956 'Hundred Flower Campaign'.
He hinted: "I encourage you to praise Ruler Loong and his minons, make the Ang Mohs see that we are as advanced as them in terms of politicking. I do not expect peasants to bite the hand that feed back and use this as a platform to humilate Ruler Loong, his minons and lackeys or you know how the 'Hundred Flowers Campaign' ended in 1957."
"KNNCBB, we nobles and minions are wealthy because we cook the collect curry and serve the Imperial Clan, so lan lan accept your lot in society. If local peasants spend all their time being envious of nobles, we are unable to put our energies together to attract ang moh and Nihon investments, then how can Ruler Loong ensure better life for his clan?"
Duke Teo exhorts all Peasants to adore Ruler Loong as 'Dear Leader', toil hand hand, accept low wages, let foreigners steal more jobs and die off without claiming annalities with determination and tenacity to create a better future for Ruler Loong's Imperial Clan.
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