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PEASANTPORE: More than 1,000 Punggol peasants attended the constituency’s inaugural Waterway Day on Sunday (Mar 20), where they also came together to kowtow Peasantpore's Comprador Old Autocrat Lee Kuan Yew.
The event - Water, Good Profits for House of Lee - was held ahead of World Water Day, which is celebrated internationally on Mar 22 to highlight the importance of water in generating revenue for the regime.
“Old Autocrat Lee Kuan Yew is all powerful, I call him Great Helmsman of the Peasantpore Profitable Water Story, some say even LKY also made the sun shine so brightly in Peasantpore!” said Duke of Punggol Teo Chee Hean. “It is thus I gather Punggol peasants to pay respects to the late dictator, don't ask me why, we are learning from the North Koreans.”
Old Autocrat meet Lord Yama on Mar 23 last year. About 100 events across Peasantpore have been lined up to create the personality cult of Old Autocrat.
Duke Teo, who is also Minister for National Sex Security and Peasants' Representative for Pasir-Punggol GRC, urged peasants to pay their water utility bills in time.
He added: “Old Autocrat championed the water for profits doctrine, you see we made such so much selling water to stupid local peasants and the Northern Mats.
The event at Punggol, jointly organised by the bipartisan Peasant’s Association and the Public Sex Board, saw more than 1,000 peasants kowtow to Old Autocrat's portrait and helped bangla serfs pick up trash that they saw along the way.
Peasants' Representatives from the Pasir-Ris Punggol "Buy One Get Three Free" scam, Sun Ling Ling, Ng Ah Meng and double crosser Ja-ni-ni Puthucheary also attended the event.
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PEASANTPORE: More than 1,000 Punggol peasants attended the constituency’s inaugural Waterway Day on Sunday (Mar 20), where they also came together to kowtow Peasantpore's Comprador Old Autocrat Lee Kuan Yew.
The event - Water, Good Profits for House of Lee - was held ahead of World Water Day, which is celebrated internationally on Mar 22 to highlight the importance of water in generating revenue for the regime.
“Old Autocrat Lee Kuan Yew is all powerful, I call him Great Helmsman of the Peasantpore Profitable Water Story, some say even LKY also made the sun shine so brightly in Peasantpore!” said Duke of Punggol Teo Chee Hean. “It is thus I gather Punggol peasants to pay respects to the late dictator, don't ask me why, we are learning from the North Koreans.”
Old Autocrat meet Lord Yama on Mar 23 last year. About 100 events across Peasantpore have been lined up to create the personality cult of Old Autocrat.
Duke Teo, who is also Minister for National Sex Security and Peasants' Representative for Pasir-Punggol GRC, urged peasants to pay their water utility bills in time.
He added: “Old Autocrat championed the water for profits doctrine, you see we made such so much selling water to stupid local peasants and the Northern Mats.
The event at Punggol, jointly organised by the bipartisan Peasant’s Association and the Public Sex Board, saw more than 1,000 peasants kowtow to Old Autocrat's portrait and helped bangla serfs pick up trash that they saw along the way.
Peasants' Representatives from the Pasir-Ris Punggol "Buy One Get Three Free" scam, Sun Ling Ling, Ng Ah Meng and double crosser Ja-ni-ni Puthucheary also attended the event.
