Dear Mr Plainclothes Police

[BuiKia]

Dear Mr Plainclothes Police,

I must confess that I was stalking you and I sincerely apologise for perhaps… frightening you with my aggressiveness. Oh wait, let me explain.

You see I have a soft spot for a cute guy like you, especially when you are employed under the police force partially funded by the tax I am obligated to pay. This is what made me stalk you throughout the event. Being so shy the way I am, I did not know how to broach the topic… I really wanted to ask you out for tea. Unfortunately you were intimidated and ran away from me. Well, at first you dodged and tried to move into the crowd but I had my stalker-eyes affixed on you. It was not entirely difficult you see… you aren’t very much taller than I am. Perhaps that was why I became so obsessed with you in the first place.

Really, this is embarrassing but yes, I was stalking you. I wished to tell you many things… I wished to thank you for your presence because it made me feel safer as a participant of the event (Singaporeans in Solidarity with Malaysians). Erm… I also wished to apologise to you that because of this event, you probably missed having dinner with your mother. It was Mother’s Day afterall, honey.


Well anyway all of that was before you put your camera in my face and took a picture of me with the powerful flashlight on. What an anti-climax. I wish you had been more polite. By the way, I hope that you’ve taken a good photo of me because I am really not a very photogenic person.

Hmm… I hope you’ve enjoyed the event and hope to see you soon at the next event. Maybe the time round you will be friendlier and we can talk about catching up over a glass of Milo-Dinosaur?

Oh before I forget… do thank the whole team who was there with you too – all 15 to 20 of them – thank you for being there to maintain peace. We really appreciate your presence and hope that perhaps the next time, you can mobilise 50 more officers to keep us company and to make up the numbers. Thank you for coming in solidarity with the Malaysians. I love you, all of you, my dear plainclothes police woman (there was one) and men.

With so much gratitude and love,
Rachel the activist-police stalker

 

[Narong Wongwan]

so this mata cannot do undercover work liao? since face expose on internet......

 

[Hacksaw Jim]

.. a normal mat would go take pictures of ku de ta etc.. they would not be interested in politics at all.. and he wearing a ear piece..that blows his cover..

 

[BuiKia]

Policeman must be damn ugly, out of more than 10, she thinks he is the cutest.

 

[mulvi74]

Good work. All cops should be exposed
They are the leeches of the world
All bent, screwed up fucks who don't know how to dress or how to act
End up fucking and marrying other cops, and having kids that become cops
Hitler should have started on them and put each and every cop on a train to Auschwitz or Dachau

 

[captainxerox]

so police harass activist and activist harass back? lol

 

[BuiKia]

Fuck all policeman, they are useless poodles.
They are the biggest gangsters in the world with links in all countries.
Screw all MINDEF personnels too! Do nothing but play war games.
and still can get promoted.

Good work. All cops should be exposed
They are the leeches of the world
All bent, screwed up fucks who don't know how to dress or how to act
End up fucking and marrying other cops, and having kids that become cops
Hitler should have started on them and put each and every cop on a train to Auschwitz or Dachau

 

[ChaoKuan]

With the advent of internet and social media, its a serious business after all.

 

[laksaboy]

Police fucktards think that by having spooks (secret police?) photographing your every move, some of the people will be frightened into not joining the event.

This is pure intimidation, plain and simple. It's the equivalent of loansharks splashing paint on your door to harass you.

The way to counter this is to bring cameras of your own and take photos of them. Lots of photos. Make them your fashion models.

 

[BuiKia]

They should have just used policeman in uniform to take picture and video.

Sometimes I wonder why the fucked-up effort. If want to be plain clothes means cannot let people know, if want to let people know then wear uniform.

 

[kingrant]

this is called the cheap skate way. No money for long telephoto lens that can be shot from high rise buildings. Must go on foot and flash at people's faces. no style lagi. probably using personal equipment instead of police issue.

 

[laksaboy]

Someone should hire these police photographers for their wedding photoshoot.

I wonder if the Singapore Police Force will charge cheaper rates?

 

[halsey02]

Someone should hire these police photographers for their wedding photoshoot.

I wonder if the Singapore Police Force will charge cheaper rates?

All in package, police car deck in ribbons & flowers, plus the "ang chia", very auspicious color too for the guests. Extra items for hire, policeman & woman uniform for cosplay for wedding night, baton, hand cuffs & rotan ( small one included), all for a special price of $10,000 for a worthy cause, money will go to Police Charity Trust, where it helps underprivileged children.

Call now 1800-999-9999 today.

 

[BuiKia]

These cameras are also used to take picture of corpse and murder scene. Try tell your wife that.

Someone should hire these police photographers for their wedding photoshoot.

I wonder if the Singapore Police Force will charge cheaper rates?

 

[halsey02]

These cameras are also used to take picture of corpse and murder scene. Try tell your wife that.

They camera doesn't lie, if your wife pictures look like a corpse even with make up and she is dead in bed...ha ha ha ha

 

[winnipegjets]

ISD officers ...all of us would be interested to see how they look like. They are the ones used by the PAP regime to hound critics. How could people do such dirty work? Do they not have any conscience?

 

[hungryboi]

Learnt 2 things about these "am bai" (plain clothes policemen)!
1. They love Nikon cameras. LOL
2. They wear ear piece, probably to receive commands from the control station.

 

[mulvi74]

Fuck all policeman, they are useless poodles.
They are the biggest gangsters in the world with links in all countries.
Screw all MINDEF personnels too! Do nothing but play war games.
and still can get promoted.

There is a motto here
ACAC
All Cops are Cunts
They are all filth

 

[@rmadill0]

So anyone at the event who is armed with a DSLR camera, using a hands-free kit, is a plainclothes police officer. Got it. *thumbs up*

 

[scroobal]

Rachel is not very smart. It is not a covert operation in the first place. These are cops from the local divisions and not ISD. There is an element of having resources in place in the event of trouble and the ability to move and mix with the crowd to pick out the ring leaders and the quiet ones controlling the event.

A covert operation is done long before the event at the first sign of trouble and will carry on for a long while. It is when private conversation in the privacy of your home is recorded, your internet account compromised, your associates identified etc. The equipment used are also high grade.

Reminds me of Uncle Yap and the plainclothes men he used to snap.