dear leader (with captions)

[Leongsam]

I feel gorgeous today.

 

[eatshitndie]

"wtf?! who dares to deface my most handsomest face?"

 

[eatshitndie]

"my gout is due to one night of boozing and eating black sausages with dennis the rod."

 

[eatshitndie]

"how many babies are we breeding for our clone army?"

 

[eatshitndie]

"we need more lube for our prisoners, but save some for my palace with dennis the rod visiting."

 

[eatshitndie]

"look at all these dick-size mushrooms! my people will no longer starve."

 

[eatshitndie]

"wow! that tentacle is as huge as rod da man's."

 

[eatshitndie]

"finally, i get to hug my nigger."

 

[eatshitndie]

"omg! they're making me to eat fruit and juice again?"

 

[eatshitndie]

"i need 9,999 more in order to form my million minion army. can't wait to play with them tonight."

 

[eatshitndie]

"we have too many crying girls here. i want boys for my army. we can sell these girls to china."

 

[eatshitndie]

"nothing like walking the halls of mushroomy fame."