dear leader (with captions)

[SAMMMYBOY]

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we still do not know where he got his hair cut?




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[eatshitndie]

My TV still vaccum tube. No reason to change and its still working fine.

no such thingie as ipv3.9. there are only 2 types of addresses: ipv4 and ipv6. :p

 

[eatshitndie]

"when internet is down, use this to watch your favorite program: porcupine porn."

 

[eatshitndie]

"dear leader, when all else fails, this is the escape route to china. they have american fast food there."

 

[eatshitndie]

"dear leader, this is your survival kit. you should have enough food to make it to china. instructions to cook instant noodles are on this book."

 

[eatshitndie]

"i want all traitors and political detainees to have their balls removed here."

 

[eatshitndie]

"i want that costume for halloween."

 

[eatshitndie]

"i want all regiments to have this 55-inch flat screen tv strictly for propaganda. no porcupine porn for them."

 

[yinyang]

"i want all regiments to have this 55-inch flat screen tv strictly for propaganda. no porcupine porn for them

4 letter word for crap telly: SONY :p

 

[eatshitndie]

4 letter word for crap telly: SONY :p

10-letter word for my first color tv: t e l e f u n k e n .

 

[eatshitndie]

back on the shift!

"i remember i wore this when my dad was dear leader."

 

[eatshitndie]

"this brings back fond memories, hiding in the closet and having fun with malcolm and benny."

 

[eatshitndie]

"dear leader, all these torture tools were used on your uncle, before we turned him into steak for the dogs."

 

[eatshitndie]

"how come there's no jet hole for my asshole?"

 

[eatshitndie]

"dear leader, there are altogether 8 probes. 2 for the head, 2 for tits, 2 for testicles, 1 for his manhood, and 1 goes up his arse."

 

[eatshitndie]

"all these for me? looks like i have to watch my weight, compete with froggy on food pics, and piss off tony at the same time."

 

[eatshitndie]

"dear leader, inside all these machines are south korean prisoners sentenced to a lifetime of production slavery."

 

[eatshitndie]

"dear leader, i can activate this infra-red laser with an app on my iphone."

 

[looneytan]

"i want that costume for halloween."

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Dear leader: minah ah! Tonight when you come to see me I want you to wear this thing ..
Minah: can I not wear those shoes

 

[looneytan]

"dear leader, there are altogether 8 probes. 2 for the head, 2 for tits, 2 for testicles, 1 for his manhood, and 1 goes up his arse."

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Dear leader: you sure? I need to pay only 8 dollars for this procedure ...