dear leader (with captions)

[eatshitndie]

on the night shift, just hacked the entire north korean internet grid, and found out they are still on ipv3.9, not even ipv4. :p

ok, managed to pull some pics from dear leader's archive, and would like to share here.

first up, his visit to a fast-food joint......not pyongyang nor gangnam style, but american style.

"that's for cadres, this is for soldiers, and the smallest on the menu for peasants. jang song steak is for dogs."

 

[eatshitndie]

"will this take my weight if i gain 10 lbs more from the fast food?"

 

[eatshitndie]

"i can see alaska and sarah palin taking a bath from here."

 

[eatshitndie]

"will i look as black as dennis rodman after tanning for an hour?"

 

[eatshitndie]

"we're going to sign the fta and ship this product to sinkapore. they need it to house 10 million."

 

[eatshitndie]

"we shall undercut the chinese and sell these to sinkapore. their hdb will look like our hdb."

 

[eatshitndie]

"all this meat for me? tonychat will be disappointed and start spamming me."

 

[eatshitndie]

"we will be rich! we shall pitch this grass to sinkapore. i heard that their new stadium needs grass."

 

[eatshitndie]

"while sinkapore is promoting open kitchens, we shall stick to enclosed kitchens as our kimchi is too powerful."

 

[eatshitndie]

"red for ruling commies, blue for soldiers, green for peasants, white for our elite friends from sinkapore, and grey for those on death row."

 

[eatshitndie]

"dear leader, we stole this idea from breadtoxic in sinkapore, but we know they stole it from our comrades in the south, paris baguette, who stole it from delifrance, who stole it from....."

 

[eatshitndie]

"what am i supposed to do with this? hole in one with a screwball?"

 

[eatshitndie]

ok, my shift has ended. will continue with more pics and captions later. merry christmas and mele kalike maka.

 

[looneytan]

"red for ruling commies, blue for soldiers, green for peasants, white for our elite friends from sinkapore, and grey for those on death row."

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Auntie : hoi, don't buy then move faster la, other people waiting behind ..

 

[looneytan]

"dear leader, we stole this idea from breadtoxic in sinkapore, but we know they stole it from our comrades in the south, paris baguette, who stole it from delifrance, who stole it from....."

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Manager uncle : Dear leader sir, you and your gang supposed to be on the other side, sir. This side is for my staff ..

 

[looneytan]

"what am i supposed to do with this? hole in one with a screwball?"

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Uncle standing at the end : Stand with your legs open like this then the two girls will whack her balls in my balls ..

 

[looneytan]

"while sinkapore is promoting open kitchens, we shall stick to enclosed kitchens as our kimchi is too powerful."

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Dear leader: Tell the contractor to lower this cabinet, it's too high for me ..

 

[looneytan]

Uncle standing at the end : Stand with your legs open like this then the two girls will whack her balls in my balls ..

Thank you sir, but I must spread some more before I can whack some return points

 

[KimJongUn]

on the night shift, just hacked the entire north korean internet grid, and found out they are still on ipv3.9, not even ipv4. :p

ok, managed to pull some pics from dear leader's archive, and would like to share here.

first up, his visit to a fast-food joint......not pyongyang nor gangnam style, but american style.

"that's for cadres, this is for soldiers, and the smallest on the menu for peasants. jang song steak is for dogs."

You will hear from my lawyer soon!

 

[syed putra]

on the night shift, just hacked the entire north korean internet grid, and found out they are still on ipv3.9, not even ipv4. :p

My TV still vaccum tube. No reason to change and its still working fine.