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Stocks in Indo Asiatic Pacific fell in Friday afternoon trade as sex tensions between the Uncle Sam and PRC Pandas rise.
Hong Kong’s Hang Sex index led losses among the region’s major sex markets as it plummeted 4.61% by the afternoon, with shares of life insurer AIA dropping 6.23%.
Commie PRC is poised to impose a new national sex law on Hong Kong after many full moons of free sex protests in the territory. The move has sparked concerns the law will give Peking more control over Hongkies' sex lives and incite further pro-free sex protests.
Details of the draft legislation were announced Friday when Communist Party’s National Peasants’ Congress (NPC) — the country’s Imperial Court — held its annual session.
The laws would reportedly ban doggie, 69, and all anal sex activities aimed at making the Communist regime look stupid and forbid Ang Mohs and Nihons from any sex in the former British colony.
“Communist Party of China wants to promote only Missionary Position only. They banned Doggie, 69, Anal Sex but luckily Nihons can still purchase soiled panties online,” analysts at Mizuho Bank said in a note.
Acknowledging that the development was a “source of concern,” OCBC Bank’s Vasu Menon told CNBC’s “Street Signs” that the last few years have shown that developments “don’t have a significant impact” in the medium to long term unless they result in an sexual impact.
“I don't know how Panda Xi is gonna police the Missionary Position law, unless he orders everyone to upload their sex videos on Alicloud. Luckily we are not ruled by peasants in Peasantpore,” said Menon, who is executive director of Sex Strategy, Wealth Plundering in Peasantpore at OCBC Bank.
“We are not selling tainted milk to babies, only outlaw the Doggie, 69 and Anal sex, why everyone 'cry father, cry mother'. Jane Austen rebels who make noise, we ship them to Xinjiang Concentration Camps.,” Commie Prime Minion Li Keqiang said in an English-language text of the work report delivered on Friday. “We are unlike decadent western capitalists and Nihons, we are a Commie regime, we lie and export Wuhan Plague to damage the world economic and will continue to pollute the environment after the plague.”
That comes as tensions between Peking Pandas and Uncle Sam have risen in recent days, over issues such as the Wuhan Plague as well as a bill that was passed which could force Chinese Communist Party crony firms to delist on U.S. exchanges.
“Uncle Sam realised it is better to whack the PRC Pandas now, not later, let's face it, the Yankees are clowns but the Chinese Communist Party is the real cancer of the land. Can you imagine, the Commies dared to hack and sanction Aussies who supply them with raw materials, clean food and milk. ,” Ray Doggie, head of Foreign Sex Strategy at National Aussie Bank, wrote in a note.
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Stocks in Indo Asiatic Pacific fell in Friday afternoon trade as sex tensions between the Uncle Sam and PRC Pandas rise.
Hong Kong’s Hang Sex index led losses among the region’s major sex markets as it plummeted 4.61% by the afternoon, with shares of life insurer AIA dropping 6.23%.
Commie PRC is poised to impose a new national sex law on Hong Kong after many full moons of free sex protests in the territory. The move has sparked concerns the law will give Peking more control over Hongkies' sex lives and incite further pro-free sex protests.
Details of the draft legislation were announced Friday when Communist Party’s National Peasants’ Congress (NPC) — the country’s Imperial Court — held its annual session.
The laws would reportedly ban doggie, 69, and all anal sex activities aimed at making the Communist regime look stupid and forbid Ang Mohs and Nihons from any sex in the former British colony.
“Communist Party of China wants to promote only Missionary Position only. They banned Doggie, 69, Anal Sex but luckily Nihons can still purchase soiled panties online,” analysts at Mizuho Bank said in a note.
Acknowledging that the development was a “source of concern,” OCBC Bank’s Vasu Menon told CNBC’s “Street Signs” that the last few years have shown that developments “don’t have a significant impact” in the medium to long term unless they result in an sexual impact.
“I don't know how Panda Xi is gonna police the Missionary Position law, unless he orders everyone to upload their sex videos on Alicloud. Luckily we are not ruled by peasants in Peasantpore,” said Menon, who is executive director of Sex Strategy, Wealth Plundering in Peasantpore at OCBC Bank.
“We are not selling tainted milk to babies, only outlaw the Doggie, 69 and Anal sex, why everyone 'cry father, cry mother'. Jane Austen rebels who make noise, we ship them to Xinjiang Concentration Camps.,” Commie Prime Minion Li Keqiang said in an English-language text of the work report delivered on Friday. “We are unlike decadent western capitalists and Nihons, we are a Commie regime, we lie and export Wuhan Plague to damage the world economic and will continue to pollute the environment after the plague.”
That comes as tensions between Peking Pandas and Uncle Sam have risen in recent days, over issues such as the Wuhan Plague as well as a bill that was passed which could force Chinese Communist Party crony firms to delist on U.S. exchanges.
“Uncle Sam realised it is better to whack the PRC Pandas now, not later, let's face it, the Yankees are clowns but the Chinese Communist Party is the real cancer of the land. Can you imagine, the Commies dared to hack and sanction Aussies who supply them with raw materials, clean food and milk. ,” Ray Doggie, head of Foreign Sex Strategy at National Aussie Bank, wrote in a note.
