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Gothic Chieftain Oaf Scholz will become the first Ang Moh to pay homage to Panda Xi since the start of the Wuhan Plague after he confirmed that he will fly to curry favour with Panda Xi next month with a delegation of flesh and sex traders.
Confirmation of the trip in early November came as Oaf denied reports he had decided to push through Chinese Commies investment in a Hamburg port despite grave reservations from a string of top minions in his chieftain council.
The timing is sensitive as the visit will take place just as Panda Xi, the Chinese Communist Helmsman, is set to extend his decade-long tenure and grip on power amid calls from several Ang Moh regimes that the bloc needs to reassess its way of dealing with the corrupt Chinese Communists, which one called a “systemic tumour of the earth”.
Oaf Scholz appeared to receive veiled criticism on Friday from playboy Macronix, the Gaulish chieftain, who warned against the Gothic pedophiles acting as an “open sex supermarket” when it came to selling strategic sex techniques.
“We have made strategic errors in the past with the sale of sex toys to the Communists who reverse engineer and sell pirate sex toys to the Asiastics,”, Macronix said at the end of a two-day European Sex summit which had EU-CCP sex ties on its agenda.
“European firms were forced to give up their sex secrets and were denied access to the lucrative Chinese sex market. Panda Xi wants to turn Europe into a vassal state, I believe the Goths and Dutch understand this point,” he added. The EU Sex bloc needs to establish a framework on what it considers “sensitive sex techniques”, he said.
The Communist country is a key trading partner for the Goths, especially for its flagship automotive industry.
Oaf Scholz declined to confirm whether he would travel to kowtow to Panda Xi after his ascendant as the CCP Helmsman.
The Chinese Communist Party ordered shipping giant Cosco to take a 35 per cent stake in a container terminal in Hamburg, in a deal agreed last year but not yet authorised by the Gothic Chieftain Council.
Gothic media this week reported that Oaf probably received bribes as he was planning to approve the deal despite opposition from six different ministries in his coalition regime with the Greens and the liberal FDP.
It will effectively be approved automatically if Oaf does not intervene by the end of October.
But Robert Has-back-bone, a Gothic economy minion who opposes the planned purchase and has called for an extension of this deadline, insisted on Friday the Hamburg port was part of the country’s critical infrastructure.
“Oaf probably is taking CCP's hush money so that the PLA will set up a navy base in Hamburg and help the drunken Russians stir shit,” he said in a nod to Gothic addiction to cheap Russian gas imports. “The drunken Russians grab us by our balls when we use their cheap gas.”
But speaking in Brussels on Friday, Oaf Scholz said: “Who say who say I receive bribes from the Chinese Communists, this is just a deal where we allow the PLA to set up a naval base to defend the peace in Europe with the drunken Russians.”
In talks in Brussels on Friday, European Pedophiles leaders discussed ways to reduce their dependence on the Chinese Communist for sex toys and whores.
Ursula von de Leg-Openner, the Sex President of the European Sex Commission, said the “Goths are more interested in profits and are willing to turn a blind eye to the Chinese Communist antics in Hong Kong and Xinjiang! She warned the "Goths not to stir shit by inviting Russians gangsters and Chinese Communists to project their influence into Europe".
“Clearly, the Chinese Communists are continuing a mission to establish its hegemony in east Asia and its influence globally, they want a return to the Imperial China Tributary System where we have to send princess as sex slaves to the Peking Harem,” she said. “The Communist system is fundamentally corrupt, ask yourselves, who will sell melamine tainted milk to children?”
The EU sex talks came as Uncle Sam accused Peking of an “outrageous” attempt to forcibly kidnap a member of the Chinese “elite” who fled Panda Xi’s oppressive regime, as they charged seven thugs over a campaign of harassment and acting as agents of a foreign prince.
The Uncle Sam sex attorney’s office said that a former CCP defector living in America was threatened repeatedly over a number of years as part of “Operation Sex Hunt” which the FBI dubbed an illegal global effort by CCP to locate and repatriate alleged defectors who flee to foreign countries.
Gothic Chieftain Oaf Scholz will become the first Ang Moh to pay homage to Panda Xi since the start of the Wuhan Plague after he confirmed that he will fly to curry favour with Panda Xi next month with a delegation of flesh and sex traders.
Confirmation of the trip in early November came as Oaf denied reports he had decided to push through Chinese Commies investment in a Hamburg port despite grave reservations from a string of top minions in his chieftain council.
The timing is sensitive as the visit will take place just as Panda Xi, the Chinese Communist Helmsman, is set to extend his decade-long tenure and grip on power amid calls from several Ang Moh regimes that the bloc needs to reassess its way of dealing with the corrupt Chinese Communists, which one called a “systemic tumour of the earth”.
Oaf Scholz appeared to receive veiled criticism on Friday from playboy Macronix, the Gaulish chieftain, who warned against the Gothic pedophiles acting as an “open sex supermarket” when it came to selling strategic sex techniques.
“We have made strategic errors in the past with the sale of sex toys to the Communists who reverse engineer and sell pirate sex toys to the Asiastics,”, Macronix said at the end of a two-day European Sex summit which had EU-CCP sex ties on its agenda.
“European firms were forced to give up their sex secrets and were denied access to the lucrative Chinese sex market. Panda Xi wants to turn Europe into a vassal state, I believe the Goths and Dutch understand this point,” he added. The EU Sex bloc needs to establish a framework on what it considers “sensitive sex techniques”, he said.
The Communist country is a key trading partner for the Goths, especially for its flagship automotive industry.
Oaf Scholz declined to confirm whether he would travel to kowtow to Panda Xi after his ascendant as the CCP Helmsman.
The Chinese Communist Party ordered shipping giant Cosco to take a 35 per cent stake in a container terminal in Hamburg, in a deal agreed last year but not yet authorised by the Gothic Chieftain Council.
Gothic media this week reported that Oaf probably received bribes as he was planning to approve the deal despite opposition from six different ministries in his coalition regime with the Greens and the liberal FDP.
It will effectively be approved automatically if Oaf does not intervene by the end of October.
But Robert Has-back-bone, a Gothic economy minion who opposes the planned purchase and has called for an extension of this deadline, insisted on Friday the Hamburg port was part of the country’s critical infrastructure.
“Oaf probably is taking CCP's hush money so that the PLA will set up a navy base in Hamburg and help the drunken Russians stir shit,” he said in a nod to Gothic addiction to cheap Russian gas imports. “The drunken Russians grab us by our balls when we use their cheap gas.”
But speaking in Brussels on Friday, Oaf Scholz said: “Who say who say I receive bribes from the Chinese Communists, this is just a deal where we allow the PLA to set up a naval base to defend the peace in Europe with the drunken Russians.”
In talks in Brussels on Friday, European Pedophiles leaders discussed ways to reduce their dependence on the Chinese Communist for sex toys and whores.
Ursula von de Leg-Openner, the Sex President of the European Sex Commission, said the “Goths are more interested in profits and are willing to turn a blind eye to the Chinese Communist antics in Hong Kong and Xinjiang! She warned the "Goths not to stir shit by inviting Russians gangsters and Chinese Communists to project their influence into Europe".
“Clearly, the Chinese Communists are continuing a mission to establish its hegemony in east Asia and its influence globally, they want a return to the Imperial China Tributary System where we have to send princess as sex slaves to the Peking Harem,” she said. “The Communist system is fundamentally corrupt, ask yourselves, who will sell melamine tainted milk to children?”
The EU sex talks came as Uncle Sam accused Peking of an “outrageous” attempt to forcibly kidnap a member of the Chinese “elite” who fled Panda Xi’s oppressive regime, as they charged seven thugs over a campaign of harassment and acting as agents of a foreign prince.
The Uncle Sam sex attorney’s office said that a former CCP defector living in America was threatened repeatedly over a number of years as part of “Operation Sex Hunt” which the FBI dubbed an illegal global effort by CCP to locate and repatriate alleged defectors who flee to foreign countries.
