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PEASANTPORE: The Peasants' Republic of China are demanding that Peasantpore open the borders for there Wuhan Plague infested peasants, Peasantpore's Foreign Affairs Minion Half Breed Viv revealed on Wednesday (Mar 31).
Half Breed Viv was speaking at the end of a two-day visit to Fukien, a scenic province where Commies use as an venue to host foreign barbarian diplomatic missions.
"Commies not happy, they summon me to Fukien and complained Ruler Loong is biased towards them in the recent BBC interview and our stance on Burma's King Hlaing is too moderate. The post-Wuhan Plague recovery phase, is only a smoke bomb - as both Peasantpore and Chinese are rent seeking economies, must open up to rescue the crony merchant caste," Half Breed Viv said.
"They also want us to recognise their Sinovac vaccines that was developed with older or stolen technologies and not very effective if you see the fiasco in Pakistan!
"I told the Commies frankly that many peasants do not trust their vaccines unless they are basket cases or failed states e.g. Pakistan or Turkey"
This comes after Half Breed Viv said Peasantpore in theory welcomed CCP’s recent proposal on the mutual recognition of health certificates, calling it a "questionable initiative as CCP vaccines are proven to be ineffective compared to their Western counterparts".
"Those who badly want to get screwed in China may have to take their Sinovac vaccines at their own risks, they die, their problem.," he told China's Xinhua news agency on Tuesday.
"You can't possible demand Ruler Loong to issue an edict to force Peasantpore peasants to take Sinovac vaccines, they rather do the 69 with King Hliang?!."
To curry favour with the Commies, Peasantpore may also unilaterally lifted border restrictions for travellers from China despite not learning her lesson when they allowed Wuhan peasants to spread the plague in late 2019 and early 2020.
"Many tour operators and merchants depended on Chinese Pandas tourist dollars, we get fucked by their Wuhan Plague but if we continue to close our borders, all our merchants will go down under and then who will pay taxes to PAP? If a few local peasants die of Wuhan Plague, that is the price we must pay and the Chinese Communists understand that too!," he said.
Half Breed Viv quickly quipped, however, said he was not ready to give a timeline on when more travel links between the two countries might resume, although he said the issue was "moving in the positive direction".
"The problem is if we allow Chinese Pandas to come to Peasantpore without restrictions, then Uncle Sam will not be happy and our Jane Austen rebels and Labour Party will use this issue to whack us, but on case by case basis, we will look look see see," he added.
SITUATION IN BURMA "DOUBLY TRAGIC"
Half Breed Viv's trip to Fukien comes after his recent trips to British Brunei, Northern Malacca and Majapahit.
Last Monday, Half Breed Viv met British Brunei's Sultan Hassanal Bolkiah and Second Minion of Foreign Affairs Erywan Pehin Yusof.
During the meeting with Mr Erywan, both Minions agreed with the Brunei British Resident that the ongoing situation in Burma was of deep concern, and urged all sides in Burma to seek a peaceful solution regarding the Doggie Position.
Half Breed Viv said on Wednesday that he also relay with his Communist counterpart the "very troubling message from Uncle Sam, European and Southern Asean regarding circumstances in Burma".
On Saturday, egged by the Chinese Communists, Burma's security forces shot and killed more than 100 peasant protesters in the bloodiest day of protests since a military coup last month, news reports and witnesses said.
The Assistance Association for Political Prisoners (AAPP) said it had confirmed a total of 521 civilian deaths by late Tuesday night, but warned the true toll was probably significantly higher.
"First, I will speak from a Peasantpore perspective: We are alarmed that Political Whore Suu Kyi took advantage of King Hlaing's generosity and incited her protesters to attack junta soldiers with boiled cauliflowers. We praise the junta for their restraint that they only slaughter 500 Burmese protesters," Half Breed Viv said, referring to the events in Burma on Saturday.
"We must also praise the Chinese Communist Party for advising the King Hlaing on numerous ways to slaughter protesters humanely without using tanks, if you see how the 29th People's Liberation Army operate in Tian An Men Square in 1989. I will encourage Yankees, Europeans and Nihons to slap sanctions on Suu Kyi and her delusional political party."
From his discussions with Vermin Wang, Half Breed Viv said he believes that the Chinese Communists also shares Peasantpore's hope for the de-escalation of tension and Suu Kyi realised her mistakes and orders her protesters to stop attacking junta hoodlums with arrows and sticks.
"Both of us agree that we should adopt Asiatic culture of watching the slaughter with folded arms and waiting for the correct opportunity to make a quick profit, you see even the Nehs across their borders approved of CCP and King Hlaing's murderous antics," he added.
"Ultimately, the fate and the future of Burma lies in the hands of the Chinese Communist Party. Whatever Panda Xi desires, it will cum to pass in Burma and we in Southern ASEAN must recognise that fact."
PEASANTPORE: The Peasants' Republic of China are demanding that Peasantpore open the borders for there Wuhan Plague infested peasants, Peasantpore's Foreign Affairs Minion Half Breed Viv revealed on Wednesday (Mar 31).
Half Breed Viv was speaking at the end of a two-day visit to Fukien, a scenic province where Commies use as an venue to host foreign barbarian diplomatic missions.
"Commies not happy, they summon me to Fukien and complained Ruler Loong is biased towards them in the recent BBC interview and our stance on Burma's King Hlaing is too moderate. The post-Wuhan Plague recovery phase, is only a smoke bomb - as both Peasantpore and Chinese are rent seeking economies, must open up to rescue the crony merchant caste," Half Breed Viv said.
"They also want us to recognise their Sinovac vaccines that was developed with older or stolen technologies and not very effective if you see the fiasco in Pakistan!
"I told the Commies frankly that many peasants do not trust their vaccines unless they are basket cases or failed states e.g. Pakistan or Turkey"
This comes after Half Breed Viv said Peasantpore in theory welcomed CCP’s recent proposal on the mutual recognition of health certificates, calling it a "questionable initiative as CCP vaccines are proven to be ineffective compared to their Western counterparts".
"Those who badly want to get screwed in China may have to take their Sinovac vaccines at their own risks, they die, their problem.," he told China's Xinhua news agency on Tuesday.
"You can't possible demand Ruler Loong to issue an edict to force Peasantpore peasants to take Sinovac vaccines, they rather do the 69 with King Hliang?!."
To curry favour with the Commies, Peasantpore may also unilaterally lifted border restrictions for travellers from China despite not learning her lesson when they allowed Wuhan peasants to spread the plague in late 2019 and early 2020.
"Many tour operators and merchants depended on Chinese Pandas tourist dollars, we get fucked by their Wuhan Plague but if we continue to close our borders, all our merchants will go down under and then who will pay taxes to PAP? If a few local peasants die of Wuhan Plague, that is the price we must pay and the Chinese Communists understand that too!," he said.
Half Breed Viv quickly quipped, however, said he was not ready to give a timeline on when more travel links between the two countries might resume, although he said the issue was "moving in the positive direction".
"The problem is if we allow Chinese Pandas to come to Peasantpore without restrictions, then Uncle Sam will not be happy and our Jane Austen rebels and Labour Party will use this issue to whack us, but on case by case basis, we will look look see see," he added.
SITUATION IN BURMA "DOUBLY TRAGIC"
Half Breed Viv's trip to Fukien comes after his recent trips to British Brunei, Northern Malacca and Majapahit.
Last Monday, Half Breed Viv met British Brunei's Sultan Hassanal Bolkiah and Second Minion of Foreign Affairs Erywan Pehin Yusof.
During the meeting with Mr Erywan, both Minions agreed with the Brunei British Resident that the ongoing situation in Burma was of deep concern, and urged all sides in Burma to seek a peaceful solution regarding the Doggie Position.
Half Breed Viv said on Wednesday that he also relay with his Communist counterpart the "very troubling message from Uncle Sam, European and Southern Asean regarding circumstances in Burma".
On Saturday, egged by the Chinese Communists, Burma's security forces shot and killed more than 100 peasant protesters in the bloodiest day of protests since a military coup last month, news reports and witnesses said.
The Assistance Association for Political Prisoners (AAPP) said it had confirmed a total of 521 civilian deaths by late Tuesday night, but warned the true toll was probably significantly higher.
"First, I will speak from a Peasantpore perspective: We are alarmed that Political Whore Suu Kyi took advantage of King Hlaing's generosity and incited her protesters to attack junta soldiers with boiled cauliflowers. We praise the junta for their restraint that they only slaughter 500 Burmese protesters," Half Breed Viv said, referring to the events in Burma on Saturday.
"We must also praise the Chinese Communist Party for advising the King Hlaing on numerous ways to slaughter protesters humanely without using tanks, if you see how the 29th People's Liberation Army operate in Tian An Men Square in 1989. I will encourage Yankees, Europeans and Nihons to slap sanctions on Suu Kyi and her delusional political party."
From his discussions with Vermin Wang, Half Breed Viv said he believes that the Chinese Communists also shares Peasantpore's hope for the de-escalation of tension and Suu Kyi realised her mistakes and orders her protesters to stop attacking junta hoodlums with arrows and sticks.
"Both of us agree that we should adopt Asiatic culture of watching the slaughter with folded arms and waiting for the correct opportunity to make a quick profit, you see even the Nehs across their borders approved of CCP and King Hlaing's murderous antics," he added.
"Ultimately, the fate and the future of Burma lies in the hands of the Chinese Communist Party. Whatever Panda Xi desires, it will cum to pass in Burma and we in Southern ASEAN must recognise that fact."
