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PEASANTPORE: Peasants' Representative for Ang Mo Kio Quack Doc Intan Azura has finally emerged from the abyss and queerly claimed the regime is committed to help obedient foreigners start a family and have children. In fact, Quack Intan claimed the regime has been up to no good and favouring foreigners for a long time, abeit on the sly, till brave netizens boldly step forward and lambast Ruler Loong's pro-foreigners policies.
Quack Intan said the recent changes introduced in the enhanced Marriage and Parenthood package showed the regime is only forced to give out goodies when Labour mounts strong challenges during bonus Erections. He noted when Labour was weak, Ruler Loong was able to issue decrees like toilet paper and steamrolled the casinos despite fierce opposition from X'tian fundamentalists.
Intan also warned peasants the regime has no commitment to helping local stupid peasants have and take care of their families after winning the Punggol East by-erections. In a nutshell, the Hokkien X'tians will say, 'what Ya Sor can give today, Ruler Loong can take away tomorrow.'
At the regime's rally for the Punggol East by-Erection on Thursday night, while high on Yaba Yaba pills, she stressed that the changes were announced before the erections, another ploy used by just rhetorically talking about them. She conceded that regime hacks have no choice but to offer some goodies after sitting down at Las Vegas KTV for a few minutes, mulling options to defeat Labour at Punggol East.
Intan said this is a one off exception and acknowledges Labour has been cleverly listening to and working with peasants and netizens to mount challenges that the regime choose to ignore at Imperial Court sessions. However the regime has all ears for merchants who wanted the regime to compensate them for any pro-families packages.
Quack Intan added that the focus on the family what Cocky Koh is most clueless about. He may have styled himself as a rags-to-riches bloke but worldly wise peasants knows he is merely a well paid lackey who has utter contempt for poor peasants. Cocky Koh probably love to crush loutish peasants whom he believed are useless and impede society's progress and firmly believes in taxing and starving poor peasants to help them.
The rich Peasants' Representatives said she and her fellow lackeys cannot understands the challenges of starting a family and raising children. This is due to their sky high stipends and lavish incomes from the many directorships thrusted onto them. For example, they do not understand why peasants complain birdcages or car COEs are expensive. For example, Intan's income and directors' fees easily get her a fully paid-for BMW within 5 full moons.
She stressed that Cocky Koh has stepped up to serve Ruler Loong because he believed he needs to maintain the system to enrich the lackeys like himself and keep the remaining peasants poor and indolent for exploitation. She subtly hints polling cards are numbered and collated at designated polling stations to identify rebellious and unrepentant peasants for 'processing'.
PEASANTPORE: Peasants' Representative for Ang Mo Kio Quack Doc Intan Azura has finally emerged from the abyss and queerly claimed the regime is committed to help obedient foreigners start a family and have children. In fact, Quack Intan claimed the regime has been up to no good and favouring foreigners for a long time, abeit on the sly, till brave netizens boldly step forward and lambast Ruler Loong's pro-foreigners policies.
Quack Intan said the recent changes introduced in the enhanced Marriage and Parenthood package showed the regime is only forced to give out goodies when Labour mounts strong challenges during bonus Erections. He noted when Labour was weak, Ruler Loong was able to issue decrees like toilet paper and steamrolled the casinos despite fierce opposition from X'tian fundamentalists.
Intan also warned peasants the regime has no commitment to helping local stupid peasants have and take care of their families after winning the Punggol East by-erections. In a nutshell, the Hokkien X'tians will say, 'what Ya Sor can give today, Ruler Loong can take away tomorrow.'
At the regime's rally for the Punggol East by-Erection on Thursday night, while high on Yaba Yaba pills, she stressed that the changes were announced before the erections, another ploy used by just rhetorically talking about them. She conceded that regime hacks have no choice but to offer some goodies after sitting down at Las Vegas KTV for a few minutes, mulling options to defeat Labour at Punggol East.
Intan said this is a one off exception and acknowledges Labour has been cleverly listening to and working with peasants and netizens to mount challenges that the regime choose to ignore at Imperial Court sessions. However the regime has all ears for merchants who wanted the regime to compensate them for any pro-families packages.
Quack Intan added that the focus on the family what Cocky Koh is most clueless about. He may have styled himself as a rags-to-riches bloke but worldly wise peasants knows he is merely a well paid lackey who has utter contempt for poor peasants. Cocky Koh probably love to crush loutish peasants whom he believed are useless and impede society's progress and firmly believes in taxing and starving poor peasants to help them.
The rich Peasants' Representatives said she and her fellow lackeys cannot understands the challenges of starting a family and raising children. This is due to their sky high stipends and lavish incomes from the many directorships thrusted onto them. For example, they do not understand why peasants complain birdcages or car COEs are expensive. For example, Intan's income and directors' fees easily get her a fully paid-for BMW within 5 full moons.
She stressed that Cocky Koh has stepped up to serve Ruler Loong because he believed he needs to maintain the system to enrich the lackeys like himself and keep the remaining peasants poor and indolent for exploitation. She subtly hints polling cards are numbered and collated at designated polling stations to identify rebellious and unrepentant peasants for 'processing'.
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