China Pandas , Kai Kai & Jia Jia , Enroute to Singapore , 6 Sept 12 , 8.20am

[Mdm Tang]

Re: China Pandas , Kai Kai & Jia Jia , Enroute to Singapore , 6 Sept 12 , 8.

The rule is the babies are ours to keep but the parents must be returned after 10 years.

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little bird heard there used to be One Big Black Panda

at Istana . Eat not Bamboo but it Prata.


Very Expensive to Upkeep per year


any one know ?

 

[I_Hate_Pappies]

Re: China Pandas , Kai Kai & Jia Jia , Enroute to Singapore , 6 Sept 12 , 8.

I seriously think we at Sammyboy shoud make a plan to kidnap these 2 Pandas and ask the PAP for ransom money..

Can easily ask for $30 million from the PAP.. That money to be equally spilt by all SBF Bros interested in taking part in this kidnapping..

PRC Govt will be livid if they know their Pandas kena kidnap.. PAP got no choice but Lan lan must pay us ransom money so as not to anger the Ah Tiong Govt..

HC may not release the fund for Pinky to redeem the kidnapped panda, in exchange, Pinky kum your lanjiao 30 times ok?

 

[Equalisation]

Re: China Pandas , Kai Kai & Jia Jia , Enroute to Singapore , 6 Sept 12 , 8.

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little bird heard there used to be One Big Black Panda

at Istana . Eat not Bamboo but it Prata.


Very Expensive to Upkeep per year


any one know ?

walaneh .... prata ada tarok telor atau/dan bawang tak ?

 

[Equalisation]

Re: China Pandas , Kai Kai & Jia Jia , Enroute to Singapore , 6 Sept 12 , 8.

walaneh .... itu dua pandas arrived in the middle of haze ..... tak mati pun tiok siong binya !!:o

 

[Mdm Tang]

Re: China Pandas , Kai Kai & Jia Jia , Enroute to Singapore , 6 Sept 12 , 8.

these 2 : kai kai & jia jia will rake in hundreds of millions

for the Singapore Zoo per year !!!


More than what the Govt collect for ERP and

COE per annunm .


It will also spin of many small biz such


as Panda toys etc ...


Govt did the sums already ...


Might exceed what it collects for the casino entry levy p.a.

 

[Amakusa Kourin]

Re: China Pandas , Kai Kai & Jia Jia , Enroute to Singapore , 6 Sept 12 , 8.

So can we have closer relationship with South Korea?

Then they can loan us SNSD, HyunA, T-ara, etc.

 

[kopiuncle]

Re: China Pandas , Kai Kai & Jia Jia , Enroute to Singapore , 6 Sept 12 , 8.

kiakiajiajia big industry
big money spinner
great ideas great and smart revenues
singapore is moving the right direction
diplomatically,economically,politically..
we are on track to the goldern age....

 

[Kohliantye]

Re: China Pandas , Kai Kai & Jia Jia , Enroute to Singapore , 6 Sept 12 , 8.

Since they are on loan, if they die within these 10 years, how much we must pay har?

If only these highly-paid current and former "kapitans" of Singapore society could do something similar for grieivng Singaporean families whose loved one died overseas and who has no money to bring back the mortal remains of the loved ones, despite help from kind people overseas.

Are these "borrowed" furry animals" much more important then these Singaporeans?

Are the people carrying the banner defiantly trying to project the image that animals (even borrowed ones) are more welcome into Singapore and worthy of respect and dignity then unfortunate Singaporeans.

Are our own people not worth the salt to be given such a welcome?

It makes me sick to see such pictures and I am sure many readers will feel like me too...

It is Real Mockery of sorts. A clear-cut case of rubbing salt onto the wounds of suffering Singaporeans.

Hey, thou who hath been placed in high office and lofty positions and who liveth in Ivory Towers, please wake up from your "Rip Van Winkle" slumber.

You have over-slept your time. Sceario has changed have changed.....

Its a new world altogather.

Senoras and Senorita, please Face Reality

 

[Mdm Tang]

Re: China Pandas , Kai Kai & Jia Jia , Enroute to Singapore , 6 Sept 12 , 8.

Kia kia n jia jia clone with ah meng wahahahaha

 

[kopiuncle]

Re: China Pandas , Kai Kai & Jia Jia , Enroute to Singapore , 6 Sept 12 , 8.

kiakiajiajia most welcome
the big welcome party lagi welcome!
bigger than anything i have seen
this is really something i cannot inkmagine...

 

[Mdm Tang]

Re: China Pandas , Kai Kai & Jia Jia , Enroute to Singapore , 6 Sept 12 , 8.

Expect enterance fees of

min S$100 pax to see Jia jia & Kai kai

 

[kopiuncle]

Re: China Pandas , Kai Kai & Jia Jia , Enroute to Singapore , 6 Sept 12 , 8.

Expect enterance fees of

min S$100 pax to see Jia jia & Kai kai

singapore is good business
river safari,night safari
gardens on the bay
casinos....singaporeans the way to go...
up up and away!!!
don't be jealous ok
the antisingaore lorry....

 

[Mdm Tang]

Re: China Pandas , Kai Kai & Jia Jia , Enroute to Singapore , 6 Sept 12 , 8.

kopiUncle , senior citizen have 50 %
discount

 

[Kohliantye]

Re: China Pandas , Kai Kai & Jia Jia , Enroute to Singapore , 6 Sept 12 , 8.

LOL.. HutPan.. Good one.. Massive outcry by PRC Govt if the incident really happened..

That was funny,. Very funny indeed...

However, this is not a laughing matter.

The presence of the Comrade Jia Jia and Comrade Kai Kai here as PRC Ambassadors, on a 'temporary" basis and as "Guests" of Singapore can create serious political repercussions between the two countries who have "for decades enjoyed friendship".

Should the two "high-ranking four-legged beasts" suffer any anatomical violation at the hands of other animals from the nearby Zoo, or even being devoured by the animals, we have lots of explaining to do to Big Brother China...Think about it...

Isn't China now laying claims on so many islands that lies within the South China Sea. Hasn't these become a headache and created so much tension between China and certain members of ASEAN.

Let me bring your memory back to the days of the East India Company and VOC (Dutch East Indies Company) that managed to "set-up" trading posts in India and Indonesia.

The cunning and scheming British entered Malaya as traders in search of raw materials like rubber, tin and spices to feed their industries after the Industrial Revolution..

They then slowly created the Post of Residents in Malaya to advise and protect the Sultans. Those who kow-towed to them became puppet. Those that did not heed them (British) became targets. These is exactly what happened to the State of Perak, which at that time was a prosperous tin-mining area. The Ghee Hin and Hai San secret-societies were fighting for control of the lucrative mines of Larut and other areas.

During this time, JWW BIRCH, the Resident of Perak was killed by the Maharajalela.

The British used this as an excuse and invaded Perak and thereby took over the lucrative tin-mining business.

Back to our pandas, If, for any reason, they die in Singapore or are drowned in the nearby reservoir, HELL may break loose between China and tiny red dot.

China may use this as an excuse to take over Singapore.

Jia Jia and Kai Kai are PRC Citizens, aren't they?

Surely China has a right to Intervene for the sake of her citizens abroad...

Mandai Lake Road will be renamed Jia Jia Road and Mandai Zoo into Kai Kai Zoo.

FYI, the British named Jalan Birch has been changed by Mahathir to Jalan Maharajalela..

 

[Kohliantye]

Re: China Pandas , Kai Kai & Jia Jia , Enroute to Singapore , 6 Sept 12 , 8.

Costs to keep these Pandas will then increase if the female Panda gives birth to few cubs..

The enclosure must then be upgraded if there're new additions to the family in the future....

Then only there will be Upgrading Exercise..................

 

[Kohliantye]

Re: China Pandas , Kai Kai & Jia Jia , Enroute to Singapore , 6 Sept 12 , 8.

What has Banyan Tree to do with Capital Land?

Banyan Tree has large agricultural land in Indonesia where they will grow the special bamboo shoots for the new "citizens".

 

[Kuailan]

Re: China Pandas , Kai Kai & Jia Jia , Enroute to Singapore , 6 Sept 12 , 8.

Its fortunate to be born PANDA because our Gahmen built BIG BIG Ban-gu-low costing $8.6million dollar
peasants lived in pigeon holes, hardly can survive with high food cost today!!
con
PANDA lived in comfort controlled aircon temperature, peasants lived without aircon and sweaty condition,
so your next life go re-incarnate into a PANDA!!! Automatically given expensive Bangalow.

 

[Mdm Tang]

Re: China Pandas , Kai Kai & Jia Jia , Enroute to Singapore , 6 Sept 12 , 8.

our local orang utans and lembus all add up also can't be better than 2 pandas.

if they could treat the citizens half as well (and exaggerated) like they treat the pandas, how great would this cuntry be!

sigh! who wanna be born as a panda next life?

these bunch of people must be bigtime NUTZ!! to think that pandas could read their welcuming banner.


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overheard kai kai talking to jia jia this morning


kai kai was puzzle what these jokers are up to ?

 

[Mdm Tang]

Re: China Pandas , Kai Kai & Jia Jia , Enroute to Singapore , 6 Sept 12 , 8.

wtf is this big deal with the pandas. is china going to pump investments into singapore coz of the pandas staying here?

x 2 pandas = S$$$$$$$$$$

 

[SadPlumpGal]

Re: China Pandas , Kai Kai & Jia Jia , Enroute to Singapore , 6 Sept 12 , 8.

Aiyoh why so many cynical people? Pandas are so cute....

BTW CapitaLand sponsor not taxpayer money lah