Crouch: "Eh, why you guys leave me out of the goal celebrations?"
Neville, Beckham, Scholes and Butt: "Because you are ex-Liverpool!"
Crouch: "KNN, discrimination at the work place. I must comprain to my Minister for Manpower Lim Swee Say."
RoW defender Couto: "Wah, what kind of style is this? I neber saw you using this technique when you were playing."
Scholes: "This is my Praying Mantis Claw combined with Monkey God stance. I only learnt this technique when I retired."
Brooklyn: "Thank you dad, for letting me play. Which opponent should I watch out for?"
David Beckham: "Don't worry about the opponents. Just be careful of our own manager Alex Ferguson. Make sure that old man does not kick a boot at your hamsom face in the changing room."