Leave him alone, wtf, every time he scores a goal he has to
thanks god, thanks grand father/mother, thanks father/mother
thanks brothers/sisters, thanks gf, thanks the dog the cat, the gold fish...
Pellegrini: "WTF! Man City spend a fortune on stadium infrastructure, on building a youth academy, on buying the best players and on paying the highest wages in Europe and yet they gave me only one ball for training!!??"
Torres: "Boss, if you ask me to jump, I wouldn't ask you why. I'll just ask you how high. Is this high enough?"
Mourinho: "Sigh...I ask you to score goals, not to jump."
Torres: "KNN, Mourinho always drop me from the team for not scoring goals. Then John Terry and David Luiz score own goals but they are still in the first team. Maybe I should score an own goal to stay in the team."
(John Terry scored own goal against Crystal Palace, David Luiz against PSG.)
David Luiz: You can ask your boss, my hair is done by David Gan.
Laurent Blanc: OK, let me take a closer look. Ya Ed, you owe him a treat, it's done by David Gan.
Edinson Cavani: Darn! and this David Gan always turn me down.