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[LITTLEREDDOT]

Evra: "Eh, Rooney did not come over to offer his congratulations."
Ferdinand: "We give him blanket party in the showers afterwards."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Boy #1: "When I grow up, I want to play for Brazil."
Boy #2: "When I grow up, I want to earn lots of money."

 

[Baimi]

JM: Let me see properly, who did not celebrate the goal,
will get blanket party end of game in the changing room.

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Wenger: "My current players play like gu niang (ladies). And my critics keep saying I did not make new signings. So now I presents Arsenal's five new signings. They play better than the gu niangs and, typical of me, do not cost a lot."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

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Chelsea players: "Eh! How come Wayne Rooney is among us celebrating our goal!!??"

Mourinho: "Oh, my bad. I had no time to inform you all before the game. Meet your new colleague Wayne Rooney."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Gomes: "KNN, even Courts Young Lions hang up on me when I asked whether they need a goalkeeper."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Adebayour: "I don't understand why Tottenham don't want me. Everyone has been saying good things about me. Even Jermaine Defoe said I am very handsome."

Defoe: "Oh, please, oh, please! When I open my eyes, I hope Adebayour is gone from here."

 

[Baimi]

Wah, I better quickly join the celebration, the way boss stare at me,
don't know what party he wants to give me.

 

[Baimi]

KNN, Apas, every time you miss a sitter you complain the ball too small.

You want the ball to be this big?

 

[Baimi]

DM> So how? tonight mah-jong session on or not?
I want to re-coup my losses last weekend leh.
IH> Is your wife at home, I love her laksa mee and pleanty of hums.
CH> I am no good in mah-jong, can we play chor dai dee instead.
AVB> Nabei, you guys still haven't paid up my winnings last week.

 

[Baimi]

Dawson: eh, eh, look, I think the referee wants to drink your water,
don't give him, it's against the law.
Ref: Nabei, who set the law referee not allowed to drink water during play?
Bopian, lan lan, can only see and lau nuar.

 

[Baimi]

Why? why? why?
Tell me why?
why I have to be the first manager to get sacked.

 

[Baimi]

Darn! your arm pit is more smelly than a smelly CB.

 

[Baimi]

Yeah, had a compromise with the manager
instead of wearing a dog muff while playing,
i have to suck my thumb so I would not bite.

 

[Baimi]

Manuel Pellegrini: Ok. guys, how many games do I need to give Joe Hart
to improve his performance?
one games, you five games, are you sure?
Xabier Mancisidor: No, no, no, I mean five mintues per game.

 

[Baimi]

No, no, I am not that 'mole'. I would never betray
Dortmund, oops.. sorry, Bayern Munich.

Ex Dortmund player ~ Mario Goetze

 

[Baimi]

Lipreading experts have been unable to determine if Catania defender Nicolas Spolli
racially abused Mario Balotelli in Sunday's 3-1 win for the Rossoneri in Sicily.

What was actually spoken:
Spolli: Hey Mario, do you like goreng pisang?
Balotelli: I warn you, don't talk about banana in front of me.

 

[Baimi]

Nabei, why didn't you acknowledge the supporters
you want to create another riot inside Jalan Besar Stadium.

 

[oldnews]

Per to Ozil : next time you suck dick DONT USE THE TEETH !!!!!!

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[Baimi]

Just before the game with Liverpool.
SMS message from V. Tan:
Didn't you receive my email to resign? why are you still here?
Mackay reply: I'm not that stupid to resign and not getting a cent,
sack me, pay me compensation.