Caption Your Pics.

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Rooney: "See my banana shot."

Anderson: "Err...Rooney, your shot is more like a lancheow shot. Your ball has gone backwards, is here right next to me."

 

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Coach: "Sorry guys, but SIR Alex demands respect and I am under orders to teach you all how to curtsey the next time you meet sir."

 

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Player in white: "Watch my trademark move now. I am going to dribble the ball with my head."

 

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Platttt.....
Player in white: "Oh no, I just shitted in my shorts."

 

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"Pee-aye-pee! Pee-aye-pee!"

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

"Yahoo!! We won Punggol East by-election!"

 

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Player in white: "How many seconds to full-time? I have been keeping the ball up this way for the last 5 minutes of added time."

 

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England manager Hodgson: "I hear you were Fergie's pet at United. I hear you are very good at por lum par. You learned to talk like the boss, dress like the boss...."

Assistant manager Neville: "Where got? Don't anyhow listen to rumours lah."

Hodgson: "...and walk like the boss, and put the two hands behind like the boss..."

Neville: "Hee hee."<o:p></o:p>

 

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Referee: "Look what I bought with the 2 pence that I found."

 

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Referee: "Hello, hello, can everyone check yourself and see if anyone of you is missing a lan cheow."

 

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Referee: "Eh, what is the meaning of this? You think you can bribe me with just one lousy banana?"

 

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Referee: "But at least it is ripe and it is a Del Monte. Next time cannot be so cheap ah. At least two bananas next time."

 

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Referee to fourth official: "Nah, here is your share of the bribe: one-quarter of the banana."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Oppa Goondu Style! Eh, sexy lady....

 

[Baimi]

No, we are not going back to the field, the referee is biased,
he red carded our player for kicking the ball boy,
but at least he should give the ball boy a yellow card.

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Rodgers: "Better quickly throw the ball back into play before an opponent kicks me for time wasting."

 

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Rooney: "Phew! Next time can you at least say 'excuse me' before you fart?"

 

[lushbush]

Ref : This banana is for Balotelli , to be delivered to the Manchester zoo.

Referee: "But at least it is ripe and it is a Del Monte. Next time cannot be so cheap ah. At least two bananas next time."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Ref : This banana is for Balotelli , to be delivered to the Manchester zoo.

Wahaha! You are so racist!

 

[lushbush]

Wahaha! You are so racist!

for fun only.