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Ramsey: "Eh Theo, why didn't you sign a new contract? All five of us did."

Walcott: "I boh tak chek (did not study). I can only count up to 6 digits. There are more than 6 figures in my new contract, so I don't know what to do."

 

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van Persie: "KNN. You said Michu is a better goalscorer than me, I can take it. But you said Michu is better-looking than me, that's too much man."

(van Persie and Ashley Williams have a little spat.)

 

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Benitez: "Koochi koo, oh these Japanese kids are so cute!"

Japanese kid #1: "脂肪スペイン語ウェイター"

Benitez: "Oh thank you!"

Japanese kid #2: "脂肪スペイン語ウェイター"

Benitez: "Oh thank you too. You both said the same thing, must be some kind of respectful greeting that kids in Japan gave to their elders."

(Google translate: 脂肪スペイン語ウェイター = Fat Spanish waiter.)

 

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Luiz: "My prayer has been answered. A saviour came to save our season and my career. But I don't recall asking for a fat Spanish-speaking saviour."

 

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Girl : I 'm going to tell this man he is ugly and fat when he reaches me.

 

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Rooney : Which one of you said my hairstyle like Bobby Charlton ?

 

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Luiz : Man that was a real good fart. I feel better now.

 

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"That 2 pence is mine! I saw it first!"

 

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Player in white : I dont care, I want to smooch Van Persie.

Others : Cannot you didnt pay bar fine yet.

 

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Oscar: "Wah, this Aston Villa player is bending down in front of me. So tempting. Let me have him!"

Ramires: "I am jealous. Take me instead."

 

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Oscar : When I finish this dance with Ram, I'm going to do a different ram with this Aston Villa player.

 

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Walters: "OMG! You came back from the dead and rose again!"

(Kenwyne Jones went 16 months without a Premiership goal before scoring in successive matches against Everton and Liverpool.)

 

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Ferguson: "Gimme a goal. What you want for Christmas, I give you? iPhone, iPad, Galaxy?"

 

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KJ : Yippee, I'm the best player on the field even though I have nothing below both knees.

 

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AF : KNS i need to pangsai !

 

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Ferguson: "Ok, ok, final offer: iphone, Samsung Galaxy and Samsung Note. For your other 3 colleagues too. Deal?"

 

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Ferguson (sizing him up): "This fourth official is new. Wonder what is his price."

 

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Referee Mike Dean: "So what if Fergie gave me an iPhone. Pardew also gave me something: a Galaxy Note. So I also got to give Alan a goal."

(Pardew = Newcastle manager Alan Pardew.)

 

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Fergie: "But I thought we have a deal. You give me goals, I give you Apple, oranges, Samsung..."

Linesman: "Sorri hor. Price inflation is still going up. At half-time I heard the COE and COV prices have gone up. We also need to raise our price."

(COV: cash over valuation.)

 

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Ferguson: "You gotta be kidding me! $82,000 for small car COE!!!???"