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[oldnews]

(After 3 games, Chelsea draw 2 and lost 1)

Torres : Hey for the last time, can you stop kicking my balls?

Mata : Since when you got balls.

 

[oldnews]

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Beckham: 'What do i think of Sinkiepoor ? See my finger ? Peesai of course.'

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Mata: "CCB, Benitez dropped me for the last game. I have never been dropped before when I was at Valencia and when I played under di Matteo. Torres, are you worried about being dropped?"

Torres: "If Benitez can't help me to score goals, I will pick up the phone and complain to Abramovich and he will change manager. I will stay."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

The coaching team tried every means to plug the holes in Man United's leaky defence.
<O:p</O:p

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Liam Ridgewell: "WTF, West Brom hygiene inspectors never put toilet paper in the toilets."

 

[oldnews]

BPL players paid so well money is coming out of their ass.

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

They say that those who sow wild oats (a.k.a. f**k around) always end up with boys.

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Beckham: "Boss, that man is from SAF FC. He is offering me S$7,000 a month and free membership to SAFRA clubs."

LA Galaxy coach Bruce Arena: "Wahahahahaha!"

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Sandro: "I would like to thank everyone who has helped me to become a successful footballer. I would like to thank my dad, my mum....I love you, mum... my coaches, AVB, my Tottenham team-mates...."

Bale: "Make your speech short, Sandro, or you will be booked for time-wasting."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Arteta: "Now Everton is above Arsenal. I really regretted joining Arsenal."

Cazorla (looking at imaginary watch on his wrist): "How much time before my contract ends? I would like to join my Spanish buddy Michu at Swansea. They play better football than Arsenal."

 

[Baimi]

Let me take a look at you closer, wa! you sibeh lao liao,
I think you should retire after this season.

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Mourinho: "Uncle Fergie, do you remember me? I am Jose Mourinho. We used to be rivals, remember?"

Ferguson: "Errr...you look familiar but I can't remember where I have met you."

Mourinho: "You are getting senile. Can you name me as your successor before your memory goes?"

Ferguson: "Errr...I cannot recall clearly but I seem to remember having already named a botak whatshisname as my successor."

(Botak = Guardiola).

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Wenger: "Oi! All your pretty movement, passing and possession no use lah! The ball must still end up in the net here!"

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Robbie Keane: "Phew! How did David Beckham learn to eat durians in Los Angeles?"

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Beckham: "Durian? Bagus!"

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Bigirimana: "God, my prayer requests are written on my shirt. I wish for a virgin and money."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Ring-a-ring o' roses,
A pocket full of posies,
A-tishoo! A-tishoo!
We all fall down.

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Sulking toddler: "I asked for van Persie and Rooney, and they gave me Carroll and Nolan."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Toddler: "But I am a Spurs fan!"

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Wenger: "And so I want you players to stay positive. And believe me when I say that we will be numero uno again."