Caption Your Pics.

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Valdes: "Aiyah! Should have listened to my primary school teacher when he said I was too short to be a goalkeeper."

 

[Baimi]

Don't hold me, i want to hantum him, Chelsea sold me because of him.

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

di Matteo: "I like your hairstyle. Who is your hair stylist?"
Pep Guardiola: "David Gan. But very ex. He charges $400 per session."
di Matteo: "I go to QB House. $10 per cut."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

"Abacadabra...abacadabra...when I open my eyes, Andy Carroll will disappear and Nikica Jelavic will appear."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Terry: "Simi dai chi?"
Mata: "I got heart attack like Muamba."
Terry: "Why got heart attack leh?"
Mata: "Because Torres scored. Not just once, but three times."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Lennon: "Shiok or not?"
van der Vaart [pointing to Adebayour]: "Yours is small. I want big black one. Oi, Adebayour!"

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

van Persie: "My boss Wenger always said he did not see. Maybe if I can his contact lens which he dropped ten years ago...."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

van Perise: "Wah piang, I got no support and no service. Maybe I will take a snooze and wake up later recharged."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Al Habsi: "Ho say ah! Wah tio beh pio!"

 

[Klytus]

Have mercy....

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

"Call me Bruce. Bruce Lee."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

"KNN. Just a little fart and they over-react."

 

[Akuma]

I am going to sack you after this season so keep it to yourself and don't leak out this news to the press ok?

 

[weili443]

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Hallelujuah

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

"Rooney's goal vs Man City was voted best Premier League goal? Aiyoh, I do that EVERY game lah."

 

[Baimi]

Ref, give it to us.
No, go go, i'm not giving my daughter's contact to you guys.

 

[Akuma]

Yay... you won it ugly again!

 

[Baimi]

Tell you a secret, I quit Barcelona because I am
going to Chelsea next season.

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Ferguson: "Mark Hughes, tolong please take some points off Manchester City in the last game of the season."
Hughes: "Alamak, the whole season my team only know how to kelong goals and throw away points. To win points is a different matter."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

"Scissors, paper, stone! Yay, I won! I won the EPL Premier League title!"