Caption please

[Jack Neo]

 

[Logisex]

"Nice.............."

 

[Devil Within]

You're a dick head.

 

[Devil Within]

Where is your balls?

 

[Devil Within]

Can I carry your balls? I'm a ball carrier too!

 

[exSINgaporean]

Your name is "Vivian" so let me feel whether you are a man or women. Come let me feel it, don't be shy.

 

[Devil Within]

Where is your dick? Hey, you've got no dick!

 

[Balls2U]

"I touch yours, then you touch mine.....and then we......"

 

[boring]

oldman ; can i touch ur lang jiao? oh i mean penis?

vivian; eer.. ok..sure...

 

[wikiphile]

Grassroot oldman: wow sir you have a nice lan jiao
Vivian: of course, it goes very well with my minidress i wear at night at Changi

 

[soIsee]

Wow!..solid man, what type of training have you been doing lately?
You expecting alot of sweet young things coming to the YOG is it?

 

[Faidenk]

There, there, that's a good boy. Next time don't spit at me OK?

 

[Received_by_Kings]

Nice bird. Ours has long broken down.

 

[Ramseth]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC6D2N4nylg

And Your Bird Can Sing - The Beatles

You tell me that you've got everything you want
And your bird can sing
But you don't get me, you don't get me

You say you've seen Seven Wonders and your bird is green
But you can't see me, you can't see me

When your prized possessions start to wear you down
Look in my direction, I'll be 'round, I'll be 'round

When your bird is broken, will it bring you down
You may be awoken, I'll be 'round, I'll be 'round

You tell me that you've heard every sound there is
And your bird can swim
But you can't hear me, you can't hear me

 

[Kwame]

Solid bird...you must have been visiting prostitutes lately.

 

[KuanTi01]

let me sayang your kukujiao

 

[Singapaporean]

LOL...without seeing the content i've already guessed the pic

i couldn't believe my eyes & almost fell off my chair when i first saw the pic...kena sabo by State Times

 

[Singapaporean]

.....Vpad?

 

[Samthaikong]

Heard that you have perfected a unique China kungfu called 童子功... It really solid like a steel rod ...

 

[rainnix]

Ser Miang: "Vivian, I will pat and then finger you."

Vivian: "Oh yes, I promise I will cum."

*Actual dialog from a AV *