Caption - GMS talkin to 154th reporter....

[BusNo64]

Reporter: U say u running in Tampines GRC, but why r u not doing any public outreach at all there?

GMS: I prefer to be in the comfort position of keyboard critic rather than getting my hands dirtied shaking hands of those damn residents in tampines...

 

[BusNo64]

nsp so poor...no money to plaster their wall ...i tot GMS recently sold his flat for a windfall....so where all the money go to?

 

[Ramseth]

nsp so poor...no money to plaster their wall ...i tot GMS recently sold his flat for a windfall....so where all the money go to?

NSP HQ quite big and nice, decorated with antiques and rare gems. That's SF inauguration, not NSP.

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

The inauguration was held at Post Musuem.

Neither NSP nor SF was responsible for the decor. Post M. is like dat one wat.

 

[Subok]

GMS: Look into my eyes.. what do you see?

Report: huh?

GMS: LUST!

 

[lovesamleong]

GMS: I'll grant you an exclusive interview if you let me use your toilet

Reporter : There is a toilet here, why you want to use my toilet?

GMS : Not that kind of toilet, I mean I like to have intercourse with you, my wife away overseas and I cannot tahan

Reporter : I have to ask my mother first



Can't help posting this again

 

[lovesamleong]

Reporter : So you said the MP's job is not really about taking care of the ward?

GMS: No, because the PAP MPs are not working full time taking care of their ward, so I should not be doing that too.

Reporter : Then what is the MP job really about?

GMS : It is about collecting that $17,000 a month salary, going to the parliament making laws, period.

Reporter : I better go home and tell my mother that you won't be taking care of the ward.

 

[Samthaikong]

Reporter : If you are elected MP in Tampines this coming election. Will you offer good discount for Tampines residents to come and buy things from your computer shop ?

GMS : Urrrrh...I will offer a free copy of free AVG antivirus or Microsoft security essentials to all my resident for their supports.

 

[Ramseth]

Reporter : Excuse me, it's already free.

Reporter : If you are elected MP in Tampines this coming election. Will you offer good discount for Tampines residents to come and buy things from your computer shop ?

GMS : Urrrrh...I will offer a free copy of free AVG antivirus or Microsoft security essentials to all my resident for their supports.

 

[Cruxx]

Reporter : Mr Goh, are you confident of getting at least 4% of the votes in Tampines GRC this coming GE?

GMS : I hope so. Fingers crossed. But you must understand that the job of the MP is not to win votes but to debate on policies in parliament.

 

[20cts toilet]

in tampines...

reporter: so what happen in Macau?

GMS: ....................... I got to go now

 

[cooleo]

Reporter: $50 per shot?

GMS: Yeah you heard me.

 

[Alamaking]

nsp so poor...no money to plaster their wall ...i tot GMS recently sold his flat for a windfall....so where all the money go to?

Noob again, when will you ever learn? LOL, dunno anything, better shut up lah, stop making a fool out of yourself

 

[halsey02]

Reporter: U say u running in Tampines GRC, but why r u not doing any public outreach at all there?

GMS: I prefer to be in the comfort position of keyboard critic rather than getting my hands dirtied shaking hands of those damn residents in tampines...

GMS : Lunch? Dinner? Supper?
Reporter : My father told me to beware of the 'uncle looking' type
GMS : KNN

 

[Equalisation]

GMS : Overnite or not ?

Reporter : No. You got old people smell !!

 

[BusNo64]

Reporter: just to get it right, u r sayin dat the meaning of "taking care" is different from "looking after"?

GMS: yes, exactly

Reporter: but doesn't ppl use these two phrase interchangeably to mean the same thing?

GMS: u english-educated know nuts about english...onli the chinese-educated will understand this better....

Reporter: WTF?

 

[BusNo64]

Reporter: u like to ogle at teen sexy pic on the internet?

GMS: absolutely not!

Reporter: but wat abt sggirls.com? u registered as a member right?

GMS: oh u know abt it too...sorie i am very busy now...end of interview...:o

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

"Eeee.... that Mr Goh Meng Seng really give me the creeps! After this press conference I better go home bathe flower water .... YUCKS!"

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[aurvandil]

Reporter - I shouldn't have let them take my picture. Now all the tikos at SBF are going to to stare at me and make funny comments.

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

Reporter - I shouldn't have let them take my picture. Now all the tikos at SBF are going to to stare at me and make funny comments.

Aurvandil, come in help your gd fren Meng Seng leh.

He is being mercilessly bullied in this thread!!