Peasantpore: Speaker of the Procedural Lower House of Burma's Parliament, Thura Shit-Shit Man, is in Peasantpore for a four-day visit, from September 23 to September 26.
His trip here is at the invitation of Peasantpore's Speaker of Sham Parliament Mickal Por-Lumpar.
A statement from the Clerk Of Parliament said the visit reaffirms the warm relations between both unique despotic regimes in basket south east asian region. Thura Shit-Shit Man expects to reassure Ruler Loong that Peasantpore remains the prime money laundering centre for Burma elites despite dissenter Aung San Syu Ki's wayang show of democratic reforms recently.
Meanwhile Thura Shit-Shit Man will try to learn some dirty statecraft tricks from Ruler Loong. He probably will study how Infernal Security Act and routine tortures during detention could be adopted in Burma to deal with Aung San Syu Ki's party with Ang Moh's mocking them as 'backward'. In addition, he will probably relay message to Uncle Sam that Burma is willing to work to Uncle Sam to curtail Commie PRC's political games in Burma.
Peasantpore on the other hand has no qualms dealing with murderous regimes as long their rulers stash their ill gotten gains in Peasantpore's banking system. The Peasantpore regime will probably extend various immigration boons for Burmese drug lords or ex-junta who wish to hide their loot in Peasantpore if Aung San Syu Ki managed to gather Uncle Sam support and trounce the pro Commie PRC junta baboons.
While in Peasantpore, Mr Thura Shit-Shit Man will meet Mr Porlampar, who will host him to lunch and a tour of Parliament House.
Mr Thura Shit-Shit Man will also meet Acting President J Y PeeLay, Ruler Loong, ex-Regent Woody Goh, and be hosted to dinner by Second Minion for Foreign Affairs Grace Fu Manchu (Defender of the Cheap Foreign Serf).
Separately, he will be hosted to briefings by the Wayang Council for Minority Rights, the National Propoganda Library, and the jiat leow bee Land Transport Authority. He will also visit a Shitwater plant to understand why local peasants love to drink pee-water. He will observe a staged Meet-the-Peasant session where Peasants' Representative write silly template letters, that are usually ineffective to help peasants. Thura Shit-Shit Man thinks its a good way to make his opposition colleague toil lest they flood his political masters with lengthy arty farty political reform speeches.
Thura Shit-Shit Man will be accompanied by five Burma Members of Parliament, secret service, and drug lords pretending to be merchants. They will probably camp overnight at various high end KTV lounges and observe PRC hookers in action.
His trip here is at the invitation of Peasantpore's Speaker of Sham Parliament Mickal Por-Lumpar.
A statement from the Clerk Of Parliament said the visit reaffirms the warm relations between both unique despotic regimes in basket south east asian region. Thura Shit-Shit Man expects to reassure Ruler Loong that Peasantpore remains the prime money laundering centre for Burma elites despite dissenter Aung San Syu Ki's wayang show of democratic reforms recently.
Meanwhile Thura Shit-Shit Man will try to learn some dirty statecraft tricks from Ruler Loong. He probably will study how Infernal Security Act and routine tortures during detention could be adopted in Burma to deal with Aung San Syu Ki's party with Ang Moh's mocking them as 'backward'. In addition, he will probably relay message to Uncle Sam that Burma is willing to work to Uncle Sam to curtail Commie PRC's political games in Burma.
Peasantpore on the other hand has no qualms dealing with murderous regimes as long their rulers stash their ill gotten gains in Peasantpore's banking system. The Peasantpore regime will probably extend various immigration boons for Burmese drug lords or ex-junta who wish to hide their loot in Peasantpore if Aung San Syu Ki managed to gather Uncle Sam support and trounce the pro Commie PRC junta baboons.
While in Peasantpore, Mr Thura Shit-Shit Man will meet Mr Porlampar, who will host him to lunch and a tour of Parliament House.
Mr Thura Shit-Shit Man will also meet Acting President J Y PeeLay, Ruler Loong, ex-Regent Woody Goh, and be hosted to dinner by Second Minion for Foreign Affairs Grace Fu Manchu (Defender of the Cheap Foreign Serf).
Separately, he will be hosted to briefings by the Wayang Council for Minority Rights, the National Propoganda Library, and the jiat leow bee Land Transport Authority. He will also visit a Shitwater plant to understand why local peasants love to drink pee-water. He will observe a staged Meet-the-Peasant session where Peasants' Representative write silly template letters, that are usually ineffective to help peasants. Thura Shit-Shit Man thinks its a good way to make his opposition colleague toil lest they flood his political masters with lengthy arty farty political reform speeches.
Thura Shit-Shit Man will be accompanied by five Burma Members of Parliament, secret service, and drug lords pretending to be merchants. They will probably camp overnight at various high end KTV lounges and observe PRC hookers in action.
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