Breaking News: PAP to sponsor World Cup

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"We have decided to donate one year's salary to fund the World Cup telecast for Singapore. However due to our low wages, we are still short of about 26% of the target. We urge Singopoleens to come out and generalslee donate to top up the $26 mil so that Singapore (Shitizens + FTrash) can watch the World Cup for free - just like Malaysia and Indonesia and many other countries in the world. In doing so, we will leave behind Somalia, Ethiopia, North Korea and Myanmar - the remaining four countries that still don't have broadcast rights from FIFA."
- Press Secretary to Ministar for Soccer Affairs & Goal 2010 project, First World Country of Singapore.

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Statement of Accounts (Donors)
[FONT=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]1. Elected President SR Nathan S$3.9 million.

2. Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong S$3.8 million.

3. Minister Mentor Lee Kuan Yew S$3.5 million.

4. Senior Minister Goh Chok Thong S$3.5 million.

5. Senior Minister Prof Jayakumar S$3.2 million.

6. DPM & Home Affairs Minister Wong Kan Seng S$2.9 million.

7. DPM & Defence Minister Teo Chee Hean $2.9 million

8. Foreign Affairs Minister George Yeo S$2.8 million.

9. National Development Minister Mah Bow Tan S$2.7 million.

10. PMO Miniser Lim Boon Heng S$2.7 million.

11. Trade and Industry Minister Lim Hng Kiang S$2.7 million.

12. PMO Minister Lim Swee Say S$2.6 million.

13. Environment Minister & Muslim Affairs Minister Dr Yaccob Ibrahim S$2.6 million.

14. Health Minister Khaw Boon Wan S$2.6 million.

15. Finance Minister S Tharman S$2.6 million.

16. Education Minister & 2nd Minister for Defence Dr Ng Eng Hen S$2.6 million.

17. Community Development Youth and Sports Minister Dr Vivian Balakrishnan S$2.5 million.

18. Transport Minister & 2nd Minister for Foreign Affairs Raymond Lim Siang Kiat S$2.5 million.

19. Law Minister & 2nd Minister for Home Affairs K Shanmugam S$2.4 million.

20. Manpower Minister Gan Kim Yong S$2.2 million.

21. PMO Minister Lim Hwee Hwa S$2.2 million.

22. Acting ICA Minister Lui Tuck Yew S$2.0 million.

23 to 30. Senior Ministers of State and Ministers of State each getting between S$1.8 million to S$1.5 million. $12.8 million
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Total -- $74.2 million.
Shortfall -- $25.8 million.


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Raise everyone's salary by 26%, problem solved.
 
Pigs will learn to fly first before any of the ministar isl be willing to give up 1 year's salary
 
I wont donate if Ho JINX's name is not on the list.
 
Nothing is Free, I just paid MDA TV & Radio Tax, $110 per year!
 
<TABLE id=msgUN border=0 cellSpacing=3 cellPadding=0 width="100%"><TBODY><TR><TD id=msgUNsubj vAlign=top>
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"We have decided to donate one year's salary to fund the World Cup telecast for Singapore. However due to our low wages, we are still short of about 26% of the target. We urge Singopoleens to come out and generalslee donate to top up the $26 mil so that Singapore (Shitizens + FTrash) can watch the World Cup for free - just like Malaysia and Indonesia and many other countries in the world. In doing so, we will leave behind Somalia, Ethiopia, North Korea and Myanmar - the remaining four countries that still don't have broadcast rights from FIFA."
- Press Secretary to Ministar for Soccer Affairs & Goal 2010 project, First World Country of Singapore.

<HR SIZE=2 width="100%">
Statement of Accounts (Donors)
[FONT=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]1. Elected President SR Nathan S$3.9 million.

2. Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong S$3.8 million.

3. Minister Mentor Lee Kuan Yew S$3.5 million.

4. Senior Minister Goh Chok Thong S$3.5 million.

5. Senior Minister Prof Jayakumar S$3.2 million.

6. DPM & Home Affairs Minister Wong Kan Seng S$2.9 million.

7. DPM & Defence Minister Teo Chee Hean $2.9 million

8. Foreign Affairs Minister George Yeo S$2.8 million.

9. National Development Minister Mah Bow Tan S$2.7 million.

10. PMO Miniser Lim Boon Heng S$2.7 million.

11. Trade and Industry Minister Lim Hng Kiang S$2.7 million.

12. PMO Minister Lim Swee Say S$2.6 million.

13. Environment Minister & Muslim Affairs Minister Dr Yaccob Ibrahim S$2.6 million.

14. Health Minister Khaw Boon Wan S$2.6 million.

15. Finance Minister S Tharman S$2.6 million.

16. Education Minister & 2nd Minister for Defence Dr Ng Eng Hen S$2.6 million.

17. Community Development Youth and Sports Minister Dr Vivian Balakrishnan S$2.5 million.

18. Transport Minister & 2nd Minister for Foreign Affairs Raymond Lim Siang Kiat S$2.5 million.

19. Law Minister & 2nd Minister for Home Affairs K Shanmugam S$2.4 million.

20. Manpower Minister Gan Kim Yong S$2.2 million.

21. PMO Minister Lim Hwee Hwa S$2.2 million.

22. Acting ICA Minister Lui Tuck Yew S$2.0 million.

23 to 30. Senior Ministers of State and Ministers of State each getting between S$1.8 million to S$1.5 million. $12.8 million
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Total -- $74.2 million.
Shortfall -- $25.8 million.


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The will array my fears of MIW going nuts and donate a single cent of their salary for a good cause.

Now I can sleep better knowing at least there is one thing that will not definately happen. ;)
 
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