y u talking to yourself? wahahaha ....
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Breaking News : Bukit Batok MP David Ong resigns, citing personal reasons
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y u talking to yourself? wahahaha ....
9595 is jiu wor jiu wor - save me save me. can strike?
If open must thank botak n Wendy
hahaha.....sir, of course......everyone is smarter than me.....
I am not called kuku for nothing...
U seem to be on unsound mind.
Thanks for the valuable insight
Tomorrow whack 救我救我
Hope it's not 红字
Why botak David allowed to resign and not sacked?
Pap cadre code of conduct have nothing against infidelity? Or against serious personal misconduct?
Pap cadre code of conduct have nothing against infidelity? Or against serious personal misconduct?
Why the "old timer MP, LBH" who apparently tasted abalone was not asked to step down, or voluntarily step down?
PAP David Ong and a short lesson on how to be a Tua Pau Xian
When I wrote this TPX story to emulate my idol, I had no idea it was because of an affair let alone who the woman is. So here's some tips on how to write a TPX story.
PART I of II
First and foremost, always act important. People calling to update you, you have "inside tracks", you are able to pick up the phone to check with your imaginary "sources" pacing up and down the corridors of power as they converse with and update you, etc. Then, throw in a bit of info that is common knowledge for what is called the "introductory funneling effect".
Example:
Next and this is extremely important, add the clause below or variations of it to try to bully into silence and shut the mouths of the usual doubters and assholes who constantly ask for "evidence" before they can accept what you write as gospel truth. I call it the "pre-emptive insult".
Example:
Next step, put out a short story mixing facts that are widely known and available and fiction that is based on educated guesses. In this case, it's not too difficult. More than likely, it is an affair. Put out what writers call the "superfluous, useless and concrete" details ("almost a year", "plump", "middle-age", matrimonial", "mahjong session") which when combined with readily available facts, will create an illusion of reality in your story.
Example:
Next, put out more "concrete" details based on some generic guesstimates. Read the example below carefully and you would notice that my bullshit description of the woman is a fairly generic one that can fit most women that men would like to screw on the side.
If you get it wrong and forummers point out that the woman is, contrary to what you say, butt ugly, has small eyes, is pimply and slim, just say the photos do not do her justice, that she is really not bad looking in person, her small eyes may be due to lack of sleep, that she used to have better skin, be fatter, etc. Don't worry. There's always a way out.
To be continued....
When I wrote this TPX story to emulate my idol, I had no idea it was because of an affair let alone who the woman is. So here's some tips on how to write a TPX story.
PART I of II
First and foremost, always act important. People calling to update you, you have "inside tracks", you are able to pick up the phone to check with your imaginary "sources" pacing up and down the corridors of power as they converse with and update you, etc. Then, throw in a bit of info that is common knowledge for what is called the "introductory funneling effect".
Example:
Next and this is extremely important, add the clause below or variations of it to try to bully into silence and shut the mouths of the usual doubters and assholes who constantly ask for "evidence" before they can accept what you write as gospel truth. I call it the "pre-emptive insult".
Example:
Next step, put out a short story mixing facts that are widely known and available and fiction that is based on educated guesses. In this case, it's not too difficult. More than likely, it is an affair. Put out what writers call the "superfluous, useless and concrete" details ("almost a year", "plump", "middle-age", matrimonial", "mahjong session") which when combined with readily available facts, will create an illusion of reality in your story.
Example:
Next, put out more "concrete" details based on some generic guesstimates. Read the example below carefully and you would notice that my bullshit description of the woman is a fairly generic one that can fit most women that men would like to screw on the side.
If you get it wrong and forummers point out that the woman is, contrary to what you say, butt ugly, has small eyes, is pimply and slim, just say the photos do not do her justice, that she is really not bad looking in person, her small eyes may be due to lack of sleep, that she used to have better skin, be fatter, etc. Don't worry. There's always a way out.
To be continued....
PAP David Ong and a short lesson on how to be a Tua Pau Xian
PART II of II
Next introduce a link to a new angle for what you would really like to talk about. Use the techniques taught earlier for this part of your TPX story. Namedrop to add "importance" to your story. (Use someone important and well known, don't quote an unknown "Tan Ah Kow". Remember you want to be seen as having insider tracks with important people, not with hawkers and taxi drivers which will affect the credibility of your nick). In this case, I have used Teo Chee Hean as my "namedrop" as he is a Minister and has spoken out before on the Palmer affair.
Example:
After making this link, use the "divide and conquer strategy" and whack and disparage the person you want to whack and disparage to help relieve all the years of built up tension in your testicles. For those PAP IB, don't forget, the payment of your IB allowance is conditioned on this. In this case, I have introduced WP and chosen to disparage SDP Chee as he will be the one standing against the PAP in this by-election. (The years of tension in my balls have dissipated and my balls feel so light now.)
Example:
Finally, use all your clones to agree with you, suck up to you, support your stand, applaud your revelations, ask trivial questions, disagree once in while for the "reality effect", etc. This will help bump up the thread and keep it on the first page for maximum viewership.
There you have it. A short lesson on how to be a Tua Pau Xian.
PART II of II
Next introduce a link to a new angle for what you would really like to talk about. Use the techniques taught earlier for this part of your TPX story. Namedrop to add "importance" to your story. (Use someone important and well known, don't quote an unknown "Tan Ah Kow". Remember you want to be seen as having insider tracks with important people, not with hawkers and taxi drivers which will affect the credibility of your nick). In this case, I have used Teo Chee Hean as my "namedrop" as he is a Minister and has spoken out before on the Palmer affair.
Example:
After making this link, use the "divide and conquer strategy" and whack and disparage the person you want to whack and disparage to help relieve all the years of built up tension in your testicles. For those PAP IB, don't forget, the payment of your IB allowance is conditioned on this. In this case, I have introduced WP and chosen to disparage SDP Chee as he will be the one standing against the PAP in this by-election. (The years of tension in my balls have dissipated and my balls feel so light now.)
Example:
Finally, use all your clones to agree with you, suck up to you, support your stand, applaud your revelations, ask trivial questions, disagree once in while for the "reality effect", etc. This will help bump up the thread and keep it on the first page for maximum viewership.
There you have it. A short lesson on how to be a Tua Pau Xian.
why David neber use Minister Shitskin as example and insist to keep his job
why the women advocates have become UnAWARE
yup i will kiss both of them!
david plays in the 3rd division for pap. shan plays in the epl. so chairman can always get another chap to replace david.
they could contain the situation. mrs lim bh was agreeable to pinky's suggestion to let her hubby contest the ge s if nothing happened and to step down shortly thereafter.
based on what is before us, pap will only get their chaps to throw in the towel when they cant have control of the crisis. in david's case, who is able to convince hubby of his lover to just sweep it under the carpet?
like most papigs, NO principle - fucking a married woman for months!!! How to trust PAP MPs who have no moral values ...... can't discipline own little peter and want to serve the pple...or their wives????
he got money but enjoy fucking free esp papig cunts
like that.... next year we'll see ah lim-ah bock show down...
