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Chitchat Big discount for senior citizens

Semaj2357

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usd20. teaser price. once you get in they start pushing their usd69 package.
yup, the 20 bucks is used as a loss-leader, followed by more losses when you take up the full pkg.
usd69. cum in raw is extra. must negotiate with masseuse. proprietess pretends not to know about sextra services.
the auntie is a smart cookie and will collect sextra - as there's no escaping her sharp eyes on the additional tissue-box, sarong konek and when they lights insai the cubicle is dimmed :rolleyes:
 

eatshitndie

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yup, the 20 bucks is used as a loss-leader, followed by more losses when you take up the full pkg.

the auntie is a smart cookie and will collect sextra - as there's no escaping her sharp eyes on the additional tissue-box, sarong konek and when they lights insai the cubicle is dimmed :rolleyes:
saves on electricity too when she dims the lights.
 

halsey02

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This joint looks sleazy. I've already informed the relevant authorities and the local RC. They will follow up on my intel and will be raiding this place soon. I would find it hilarious to learn if they caught some of the samsters here with their pants down and dicks grabbed firmly by some hooker masquerading as a masseur.

There are a lot of 'snakes in the grasses' at the RC...you better get the fumigation people. to spread some sulphur around; never mind about these joints that offer discounts for seniors...they are in the twilight of their years..when they go in, they may enter the "twilight zone" & save the government money on giving out social benefits & need not raise GST by another 2%. They, in fact, should encourage more of these joints, so that, we save a lot of money, not have to provide for health benefits etc..to the senior citizens.

The joint tagline should be " Welcome to the Twilight Zones"..after the hand to hand..
 

Scrooball (clone)

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So many avenues for retirees to get ripped off.

Need more avenues for them to make some spare kopi money instead. I am sure they would be better off spending their time, doing some data entry for just a couple of hours per day.
 

Hangover

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There are a lot of 'snakes in the grasses' at the RC...you better get the fumigation people. to spread some sulphur around; never mind about these joints that offer discounts for seniors...they are in the twilight of their years..when they go in, they may enter the "twilight zone" & save the government money on giving out social benefits & need not raise GST by another 2%..

You see ah......Turnover more than $1,000,000 needs GST registration
$38 for senior + $69 happy ending = $107
$1million divide $107 = 9345 happy endings
which translates to more than 25 happy seniors a day.

We need to pay GST for milk powders and rice in supermarket but happy endings for seniors don't need to pay GST
where is the logic?
 
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