Big Balls Theorem is an exciting theorem that explains why some peasants are busted while others are not for the same crimes.
Quack Doc Sulan Lim busted for his million dollar charges to Brunel sultan's kin to the tune of tens of millions peanuts. Brunel Sultan has bigger balls than Sulan Lim and access to Old Autocrat. Using Big Balls Theorem, Kangaroo Court will proclaim Sulan Lim guilty of overcharging and deceit.
True to the letter, Sulan Lim was busted and forced to stop overcharging other hapless rich but stupid people for 36 full moons.
Therefore we can see that Big Balls Theorem is invariant in all planes of existence on Earth and can be used in various countries, not only Asiatic society.
Imaginative peasants can also cite Big Balls Theorem to prove why Woffles Wu, subverter of justice simply got 1000 peanut fine, 72 full moons after his crime.
Quack Doc Sulan Lim busted for his million dollar charges to Brunel sultan's kin to the tune of tens of millions peanuts. Brunel Sultan has bigger balls than Sulan Lim and access to Old Autocrat. Using Big Balls Theorem, Kangaroo Court will proclaim Sulan Lim guilty of overcharging and deceit.
True to the letter, Sulan Lim was busted and forced to stop overcharging other hapless rich but stupid people for 36 full moons.
Therefore we can see that Big Balls Theorem is invariant in all planes of existence on Earth and can be used in various countries, not only Asiatic society.
Imaginative peasants can also cite Big Balls Theorem to prove why Woffles Wu, subverter of justice simply got 1000 peanut fine, 72 full moons after his crime.
