beware this doctor

[erection2015]

A guy walks into the doctor's office and says.... ' D ddddoc I've bbbbeen ssstuttering for years aaaand i'm tttired of it.

Cccan you help mmme ppplease '

The doctor says ' Sure just lie down here so i can examine you and see whats going on.'

So the doctor examines him.

The guy then asks ' Sssso ddoc wwwwhats wrong ? '

' Its your penis ' the doctor replies. 'Its too long and all the down pressure is putting a strain on your vocal cords'


'Wwwwhat to do ttthen ' asks the guy.

' Well if you really want then i could do a penis transplant and put in place a shorter one '


' Dddeal ...do it ' said the guy.

So the transplant is done successfully.

Three weeks later the guy returns and says to the doctor ' Doc you've solved my problem and i dont stutter anymore...I'm grateful but my wife doesn't like the sex these days. Can you give me back my penis .. I dont care if i stutter for the rest of my life

' Fffuck Oooofff ' the doctor replied.....A ddddeal is a dddeal '

 

[Windsor]

Nn nn nice wa wa one bbb bbb bro...I th think I I ww will k kee keep mm mm mine.

 

[scroobal]

Damn!. Now I know why I have crisp and clear speech like the old man.

 

[bullfrog]

Is he Dr. Tony Tan Keng yam?

 

[Windsor]

Damn!. Now I know why I have crisp and clear speech like the old man.

Reminds me of an SIA engineer who stutters. Some of them and I were just having idle talk at their office and this guy stuttered something about the B747. One of his colleagues said, "Hey dey, no such aircraft like B74447 lah, only B747." We all had a good laugh.

 

[erection2015]

Hmmmm ....really ? Welcome to the club then.

Damn!. Now I know why I have crisp and clear speech like the old man.

 

[erection2015]

hey bro ......boasting ah? :p

Nn nn nice wa wa one bbb bbb bro...I th think I I ww will k kee keep mm mm mine.