BBQ bull penis . Bro do you want to eat ? It is halal

A tourist ordered bull's testicles after a bullfight in Madrid. He loved the delicacy so much that he ordered the same dish after his second bullfight in Barcelona. On this occasion, he suspected that the testicles were fake because they were much smaller and less juicy as those he ate in Madrid. The disgruntled diner summoned the restaurant manager over, and demanded to know why the bull's testicles did not meet his expectations. The manager apologised and explained to the tourist: "Sir, it isn't everyday that the matador wins."
 
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