Bargain visits Fat Loser aka 大日本帝国 to understand whether it has Uncle Sam's support!

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Peasantpore: Peasantpore and 大日本帝国 on Wednesday reaffirmed their warm and friendly bilateral defence ties. Both regimes are regarded as Uncle Sam's trusted vassal states in Asia Pacific region.

Kempeitai trained PrataNathan is probably meeting Lord Yama sooner than expected, hence Peasantpore's Defence Minion Dr Bargain Hen, has to conduct introductory visit on his own to Uncle Sam's senior vassal 大日本帝国. Bargain met and kowtow his senior vassal counterpart 大日本帝国 Minion of Defense Sato-si Mori-momo-to at the 大日本帝国 Ministry of Defense on Wednesday.

Prior to the meeting, Bargain Hen inspected a Imperial Guard of Honour comprising of former Kempeitai veterans, in a ceremony held at the 大日本帝国 Ministry of Defense.

During the meeting, Minion Bargain Hen Ng tried to gather from Minion Mori-momo-to whether 大日本帝国 has tacit approval from Uncle Sam to pick a silly fight with Commie PRC over Diao Yu islets. In addition, Bargain Hen wants to know whether the fat loser LDP is able to topple the reigning DPP regime as the lessons are useful for Ruler Loong beyond 2016 Procedural Erections.

Both Minions noted the steady growth of defence interactions since the signing of the Memorandum on Defence Exchanges in December 2009. 大日本帝国 will disclassify files and provide more information how they defeated the Brits in South East Asia during WWII. Mori-momo-to is expected to release more information regarding Kempeitai tactics to help Bargain Hen gain better understanding of using terror to cow peasants. This comes as ailing Kempeitai trainee PrataNathan is expected to visit Lord Yama earlier than Old Autocrat. In addition, Mori-momo-to is expected to gift Bargain Hen several famous treatises on Advanced Amakudari to help Ruler Loong refine the patronage system that the Peasantpore peasants want to dismantle.

As a big brother Uncle Sam vassal, 大日本帝国 has been conducting regular exchange of visits to fark PRC hostesses in their respective KTV lounges, wayang policy dialogues+military staff talks. There are the cross-attendance of courses and seminars to beef up the useless and amateurish Peasantpore Armed Force to aid 大日本帝国 and Uncle Sam to balk Commie PRC.

The two Minions also reaffirmed their commitment towards supporting Uncle Sam to help basketcase ASEAN Defence Ministers' Meeting (ADMM)-Plus balk Commie PRC. Bargain Hen welcomed 大日本帝国 and Peasantpore's alliance in co-chairing the ADMM-Plus Experts' Working Group on Chemical Warfare. 大日本帝国 gained extensive experience in chemical warfare by performing vile experiments on Sino prisoners during WWII.

They also expressed wayang lip service support for the ADMM-Plus Humanitarian Assistance and Disaster Relief but rather put in more effort for the Chemical Warfare exercise to be held in despotic Brunei next year.

Bargain Ng met Chairlacky of the Diet Affairs Committee Yasaka-zuzu Hana-dada and exchanged views on regional developments. Yasaka-zuzu Hana-dada provided tips on how the defeated LDP made things difficult for the DPP and turn the Diet into a massive talk fest circus. It is expected the 大日本帝国 will change its PM faster than a PRC hostess removing her panties.

Earlier in the morning, Bargain Ng visited the 大日本帝国 Self-Defense Forces Central Chemical Warfare Hospital where he was briefed on its new experiments performed on Pinoy guest workers.
 
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