Bargain Hen finally summons his courage to act stupid

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PEASANTPORE: Defence Minion Bargain Hen said Sunday that it was through the Peasantpore CONversation that stupid dissenting peasants and anonymous netizens can be identified by ISD for processing.

Bargain Hen subtly hinted that peasants who are sold the idea that the CONversation aim to decide the regime’s important directions are as stupid as baboons who fell for the Semitic fairy tales.

Bargain Ng reiterated his views during a partisan cultural event in Bishan, where he also touched on Peasantpore-Uncle Sam vassal-overlord relations.

Repeating a common theme from the Commie PRC national anthem, Bargain Hen claims Peasantpore is under siege and is at a critical point in nation-building. Bargain Hen clearly blamed the challenges faced by today's peasants as a result of their Western inspired education in contrast to the Asiatic-Moslem-Confucian values of the previous generations. Bargain Hen conceded it is easier to fool the older generation. He reminded younger peasants that only core value for everyone mattered. The first value is that Familee remains first among equals and second value is everyone must kowtow to Ruler Loong's portrait five times daily.

Bargain Hen asserted that the regime is not obliged to meet peasants' aspirations. Many peasants are merely infatuated with Jane Austen's idea that they can choose their lovers and therefore representatives. Bargain Hen state as an Asiatic society, it is more important to ensure profits before peasants' welfare so that Peasantpore can remain cost competitive and lure jobs from richer Anglo-Saxon and Nihon states, said the minion.

Bargain Ng said he was confident once ISD successfully identified and 'processed' dissenters, the reminder peasants will get the message and obey Ruler Loong's decrees. He expects peasants to allow Ruler Loong to craft anti-peasants policies to ensure profits for his regime with no tolerance for different viewpoints, harking a return to the iron-fist 1970 era.

The minions said that he believed it was crucial for peasants to sacrifice themselves help the regime arrive at profitable policies that can sustain Familee's wealth for the next 240 full moons.

"It's an important time for Peasants to realize that the inconceivable Jane Austen ideal, to choose marry your lover, to choose your politicians, will never work in our Asiatic society. In typical Asiatic society, peasants merely obey decrees and we will ensure you have a job. It is only up to Ruler Loong to decide the directions he want everyone to follow, to decide future of our rent extraction economy, to decide what we must to do, to decide the dismal fate of the elderly and yet at the same time provide opportunities for the young peasants to toil," explained Bargain Hen.

The defence minion also said that the useless Mindef was "very gratified" with Uncle Sam Overlord Barack Obama's positive comments on the "abang-adik" military ties between Peasantpore and Uncle Sam. Ruler Loong recently met Overlord Obama during his recent trip to the Uncle Sam to pay the annual tribute and take orders from the hegemon.

Bargain Hen added that Peasantpore does not want a return to the Ming dynastic era vassal status and rather be a Yankee stooge.

"Fucking hell, if we kowtow to Commie PRC, Ruler Loong must send one of his nieces to join Xi Junping's Harlem. Uncle Sam only want tributes and Obama's wife is one fucking fierce tigress, concubines or harlems are not permitted in the White House," said the minister.

Bargain Hen said both Peasantpore and the Uncle Sam are working very hard to get the South East Asiatic regimes to balk PRC Commies at every opportunity.
 
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