Deputy Minion Teo on Peasants emigrating Posted: 10 January 2012 0035 hrs by approved Mouthpiece CNA
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Peasantpore : In the last decade from 2000 to 2010, an average of some 1,000 well educated peasants renounced their citizenship annually.
Deputy Prime Minion Teo CH (related to Imperial Family via OCBC banking link) released these figures in a written answer to Opposition pariah peasant representative Pritam Singh, who foolishly asked if the government has devised propoganda to address the reasons why peasants decide to quit the sham republic.
High ranking Minion Teo said the reasons for emigration vary.
Some indicated that they prefer a different living environment (less political oppression), while others emigrated due to their marriage to foreigners (Sarong Party Gals, same sex marriages) or to reunite with family members who are exiled overseas.
He said the government's focus is on ensuring that Peasantpore remains the best home for all some e.g. Imperial Clan, their supporters and foreign merchants.
Beyond developing an attractive living environment and a thriving economy which sustains good jobs for its foreigners, Peasantpore has no need to strengthen the bonds that peasants have with one another and with the country. Anytime we need cheap labour, Ah Gan up s-pass quota. Need students, Ah Heng give free scholarships to PRCs and Aseans e.g. pinoys.
He said the regime will continue to spy on peasants studying and working abroad.
Through efforts such as the Overseas Peasantporean Unit's programmes, it hopes to help this spy network maintain strong ties with Peasantpore to facilitate their eventual return.
In a separate reply to Opposition pariah MP Sylvia Lim (first you do not mention the question), Ah Teo said that from 2006 to 2010, about 3,000 (how many migrated to anglo saxon countries, ah Teo?) second generation Permanent Residents who served National Serfship (NS) subsequently applied to be peasants.
Sixty of the 3,000 citizenship applications were rejected (red herring).
Mr Teo said this was due to the applicant's adverse record, and/or because the applicant did not qualify for citizenship on his own merits. Of course Ah Teo did not want to reveal the number of clever PRs who used Peasantpore as a springboard to anglo saxon countries, Sylvia thinks he is an idiot.
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Peasantpore : In the last decade from 2000 to 2010, an average of some 1,000 well educated peasants renounced their citizenship annually.
Deputy Prime Minion Teo CH (related to Imperial Family via OCBC banking link) released these figures in a written answer to Opposition pariah peasant representative Pritam Singh, who foolishly asked if the government has devised propoganda to address the reasons why peasants decide to quit the sham republic.
High ranking Minion Teo said the reasons for emigration vary.
Some indicated that they prefer a different living environment (less political oppression), while others emigrated due to their marriage to foreigners (Sarong Party Gals, same sex marriages) or to reunite with family members who are exiled overseas.
He said the government's focus is on ensuring that Peasantpore remains the best home for all some e.g. Imperial Clan, their supporters and foreign merchants.
Beyond developing an attractive living environment and a thriving economy which sustains good jobs for its foreigners, Peasantpore has no need to strengthen the bonds that peasants have with one another and with the country. Anytime we need cheap labour, Ah Gan up s-pass quota. Need students, Ah Heng give free scholarships to PRCs and Aseans e.g. pinoys.
He said the regime will continue to spy on peasants studying and working abroad.
Through efforts such as the Overseas Peasantporean Unit's programmes, it hopes to help this spy network maintain strong ties with Peasantpore to facilitate their eventual return.
In a separate reply to Opposition pariah MP Sylvia Lim (first you do not mention the question), Ah Teo said that from 2006 to 2010, about 3,000 (how many migrated to anglo saxon countries, ah Teo?) second generation Permanent Residents who served National Serfship (NS) subsequently applied to be peasants.
Sixty of the 3,000 citizenship applications were rejected (red herring).
Mr Teo said this was due to the applicant's adverse record, and/or because the applicant did not qualify for citizenship on his own merits. Of course Ah Teo did not want to reveal the number of clever PRs who used Peasantpore as a springboard to anglo saxon countries, Sylvia thinks he is an idiot.
