are you a man ?

[drifter]

a man goes out into the woods and hunts his prey
from time to time tree to tree his urine will spray
if he gets nothing after a long day of hunt
he will go home and fuck the shit out of the cunt

each morning he sits for an hour at the loo
read his ipad scratches his balls and eeks out poo
towards the end he will look down and check his stool
always flicking slapping and grabbing his own tool

nothing in the world distracts his serenity
he and his universe like an eternity


once a while peace is broken by gratuituous fart
the smell of his gas and him cannot be apart


with access to the web he becomes a moron
in the likeness of clinton, (add nick) and ronron
the wild macho spirit starts to evaporate
neanderthal evolves to an obnoxious ingrate

Siao Liao you are in a Li Bai trance again

 

[streetsmart73]

whahahaha thankyou . being a man does not mean physically strong , alot of ppl have misunderstanding .

hi there


1. bro, thank you for the 10 commandments for guys.
2. unfortunately, there are still many weaklings out there.
3. destroyed & crushed by some women's charter & their partners.

 

[streetsmart73]

Here is my version of a being a man.

1. Stretch your mind and your intelligence to capacity

2. Be singular in mind to graduate from the best tertiary institution in the world for your chosen discipline

3. Excel in your profession

4. Step forward and lead the community in some way

5. Make the world your oyster

6. Pick your equal or better to build a home

7. Work in at least 3 different continents that matters

8. Take up a sport or hobby and reach a high degree of competency

9. Know your food, your wine and the best places around the world to have them

10. And raise brilliant kids with great values and offer them to the world to make a difference.

hi there



1. bro, no offence.
2. your 10 commandments look pretty like those "instructions" making sheep on sheepishland.
3. i prefer drifter's.

 

[streetsmart73]

bro no man is perfect ..this is life and we never stop learning until the day we die ...please share your own version of being a man .

hi there


1. hahaha!
2. good one.
3. may i add on your listing: never go shopping with some gals.
4. guy will be dead before the gal purchases anything!

 

[drifter]

hi there


1. bro, thank you for the 10 commandments for guys.
2. unfortunately, there are still many weaklings out there.
3. destroyed & crushed by some women's charter & their partners.

You are welcome I just copy and paste from the net . So like to share with you guys . Bro sometimes the things around you will change your mentality be good or bad . But as I always said , that's the best part of life you keep changing ..and change for the best .

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

have 10 commandments for women or not?

 

[drifter]

hi there


1. hahaha!
2. good one.
3. may i add on your listing: never go shopping with some gals.
4. guy will be dead before the gal purchases anything!

Whahaha thankyou for sharing

 

[drifter]

have 10 commandments for women or not?

Whahaha .. I thought Malaysia have Liao ?

 

[Raiders]

Here are 10 ways to live more consciously as a man:

1. Make real decisions.
A man understands and respects the power of choice. He lives a life of his own creation. He knows that life stagnates when he fails to decide and flourishes when he chooses a clear path.

When a man makes a decision, he opens the door he wants and closes the doors he doesn’t want. He locks onto his target like a guided missile. There’s no guarantee he’ll reach his target, and he knows this, but he doesn’t need such guarantees. He simply enjoys the sense of inevitability that comes from pushing the launch button.

A man doesn’t require the approval of others. He’s willing to follow his heart wherever it leads him. When a man is following his heart-centered path, it’s of little consequence if the entire world is against him.

I like this point. This is one characteristic that can determine a man's future. Thanks brother

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

Whahaha .. I thought Malaysia have Liao ?

really?

I think in singapore just 1 commandment for women and it's have to control the man.

 

[groober2011]

You are welcome I just copy and paste from the net . So like to share with you guys . Bro sometimes the things around you will change your mentality be good or bad . But as I always said , that's the best part of life you keep changing ..and change for the best .

That 10 points are awesome drifter and thanks for the sharing. I will have to print it and put it up to remember.

Copy paste entertaining and good reads for others to share is commendable but I have been accused of stealing, can you imagine that?

 

[drifter]

I like this point. This is one characteristic that can determine a man's future. Thanks brother

You are welcome bro .. Glad u like

 

[drifter]

That 10 points are awesome drifter and thanks for the sharing. I will have to print it and put it up to remember.

Copy paste entertaining and good reads for others to share is commendable but I have been accused of stealing, can you imagine that?

You are welcome ... I also always remind myself ...live life to the fullest and be a man .. It's a good guide

As for ppl who accuse u of stealing .. It just a misunderstanding ..he don't mean it he just use the wrong word . Having a " big heart " is rule no. 11

 

[drifter]

really?

I think in singapore just 1 commandment for women and it's have to control the man.

Yes jah , I read it in sammyboy before if I'm not wrong ..

 

[groober2011]

You are welcome ... I also always remind myself ...live life to the fullest and be a man .. It's a good guide

As for ppl who accuse u of stealing .. It just a misunderstanding ..he don't mean it he just use the wrong word . Having a " big heart " is rule no. 11

What will you think if I said you are a thief for copying someone's writing? Be honest.

 

[drifter]

What will you think if I said you are a thief for copying someone's writing? Be honest.

I will try to explain things out with him if he still accuse me then I will just move on because there's no point arguing with him ...life is short and furthermore it's just a forum ..

 

[Agoraphobic]

I AM A MAN.

I LIKE PUSSY.

Cheers!

 

[hotbot]

my definition of real man, be fearless when faced with uncertainties.

simple right, just try lor...

 

[drifter]

my definition of real man, be fearless when faced with uncertainties.

simple right, just try lor...

Thankyou Ben for sharing .

 

[drifter]

I AM A MAN.

I LIKE PUSSY.

Cheers!

Whahahaha real man drink tiger ... Jilat I don't really drink .