April Fool's Day War Room

[Rogue Trader]

Opening this thread to monitor any suspicious news reports on this most dangerous day of the year.

The Google nose fallout remains a classic Samster moment even till today. Let's see if what other pranks the media will try to pull this year....

Please post your entries here and see if anyone hits the mark...

 

[Rogue Trader]

To start things off, this is my first entry:

http://news.asiaone.com/news/singapore/scdf-conduct-ground-deployment-exercise-nex-mall-serangoon

SCDF to conduct ground deployment exercise at nex mall in Serangoon
Thursday, Mar 31, 2016

The Singapore Civil Defence Force (SCDF) will conduct a ground deployment exercise at nex mall in Serangoon on Friday (April 1) from 1.30am until 4am.

Such exercises are part of the SCDF's ongoing efforts to validate and update its operational plans and procedures, said a statement.
About 70 SCDF personnel and 20 emergency and supporting vehicles will be participating in the exercise.

All operational vehicles involved in the exercise will have their beacon lights switched on to alert motorists.

Exercise signage will also be placed in the vicinity to alert members of the public of the exercise.

The public is advised not to be alarmed.

To facilitate movement and deployment of emergency vehicles in front of nex, one of the two-lane Serangoon Central carriageway, in the direction of Boundary Road, will be closed.

The lane closure will be in effect from 1.30am until the end of the exercise.


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[zhihau]

Jetstar to use Singlish as official language.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10153606488132582&id=31975232581

Source: http://m.todayonline.com/singapore/jetstar-adopt-singlish-official-language-joking-right

 

[Rogue Trader]

Jetstar to use Singlish as official language.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10153606488132582&id=31975232581

Source: http://m.todayonline.com/singapore/jetstar-adopt-singlish-official-language-joking-right

Cool... I didn't see this one.. thanks!

 

[JHolmesJr]

Jah Pastafarian to marry heiress to komala vilas empire....

 

[eatshitndie]

all ns recruits will be trained on the thousand-yard stare on april the 1st. this recruit has perfected the technique.

 

[red amoeba]

Another Oppo decided to join the bb by election.

 

[zhihau]

Cool... I didn't see this one.. thanks!

Smart phone can become part of 3-D printer!

Source: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=487762178088810&id=352751268256569&ref=bookmarks

Bwahahahaha...

 

[Asterix]

[video=youtube;l0yq37CwFDM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0yq37CwFDM[/video]

 

[zhihau]

Bwahahahaha... This is so funny!

Come, come! Kiss, kiss!

Source: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1002350659839663&substory_index=0&id=411454002262668

 

[Ambulance]

[h=1]halo wu yia si boh


Football world in shock as Messi agrees €500m Real Madrid deal[/h]The Barcelona legend will depart Camp Nou this summer after the Spanish champions' greatest rivals activated his €250 million buy-out clause

 

[Raider]

where is our resident Mr Goggle Nose? scare come in here ah? lol