Anyone wants to go on a nice little cruise?

[glockman]

imagine sbf unkers and aunties having durian overdose and getting drunk with durian wine.

99.9% of SBF are unkers. So we will need to hire ladies. Why people like durians so much ah?

 

[glockman]

Royal Carribean cruise has no free wifi, you have to buy at the reception counter. Each purchase lasts for one day.

And they deal with US dollars, the casino also uses US dollars.

The point of being on a cruise to is get away from wifi lah. At port of call or near the range of land based wifi boosters, then can get wifi if you subscribe to data roaming service. No cash money used onboard, all on your key card. But yes, USD on Royal Carribean, Princess Cruises, Costa Cruise. Dream Cruise is SGD.

 

[eatshitndie]

99.9% of SBF are unkers. So we will need to hire ladies. Why people like durians so much ah?

don’t know leh. must be the shitty taste. sinkies and tiongs like to eat shit.

 

[laksaboy]

The point of being on a cruise to is get away from wifi lah. At port of call or near the range of land based wifi boosters, then can get wifi if you subscribe to data roaming service. No cash money used onboard, all on your key card. But yes, USD on Royal Carribean, Princess Cruises, Costa Cruise. Dream Cruise is SGD.

Sometimes you'll be out at sea for 3-4 days. Tak boleh tahan lah.

Also, depending on the port of call, wifi may be slow or non-existent. You'll have to get to a hotel, mall or cafe.

 

[glockman]

don’t know leh. must be the shitty taste. sinkies and tiongs like to eat shit.

It's a mystery indeed. Anyway, I don't think cruises allow durians onboard. Hookers and viruses are ok, but not durians.

 

[glockman]

Sometimes you'll be out at sea for 3-4 days. Tak boleh tahan lah.

Also, depending on the port of call, wifi may be slow or non-existent. You'll have to get to a hotel, mall or cafe.

Aha! Means you are not enjoying the company of the people with you! Also must free your mind, let go of the stress-filled life on land. Enjoy the detachment from bothersome people, the distraction of social media, and work. Be one with the winds and the high seas. Gaze at the stars at night, sip your wine/beer, and if possible, get a blowjob at the same time.

 

[eatshitndie]

It's a mystery indeed. Anyway, I don't think cruises allow durians onboard. Hookers and viruses are ok, but not durians.

can charter a cruise to nowhere, such as middle of indian ocean. must hire all ah tiong crew. get durian overdose, lock all up in grand theater, fill it up with durian gas and carbon monoxide. meet up with mh370 ghosts.

 

[glockman]

can charter a cruise to nowhere, such as middle of indian ocean. must hire all ah tiong crew. get durian overdose, lock all up in grand theater, fill it up with durian gas and carbon monoxide. meet up with mh370 ghosts.

That would be a cruise to somewhere. Just not anywhere in this dimension!

 

[laksaboy]

 

[syed putra]

Sometimes you'll be out at sea for 3-4 days. Tak boleh tahan lah.

Also, depending on the port of call, wifi may be slow or non-existent. You'll have to get to a hotel, mall or cafe.

Get a adriatic sea cruise. Eastern part of europe very under rated. But were intrical part of the old roman empire. You can see ruins in the city itself.