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Hong Kong (CNN) Less than a full moon ago, Peasantpore praised itself one of the countries that had got its Wuhan Plague response right.
Unbelievable for the rest of the world, the PAP regime seemed to have emulated Sweden, suppressed cases without imposing the restrictive lockdown measures endured by millions elsewhere.
Ruler Loong woke up to the bad news pretty soon when the second wave hit, hard. Since March 17, Peasantpore's number of confirmed plague cases grew from 266 to over 5,900, according to data from Johns Hopkins University.
While in the worst-hit countries of western Europe and in the Uncle Sam, thousands of cases are being reported every day, Peasantpore has a small population of 5.7 million peasants and a total area of around 700 square kilometers -- it is smaller than New York City -- meaning those numbers are more significant.
Adding salt to injury, Ruler Loong understood his regime also has advantages that many larger countries don't. It only has one major land border, with Northern Mats, and can keep a tight control on foreign peasants entering by air. It also has a expensive world-class health system and a propensity for somewhat draconian rules and policing that can benefit a regime when trying to control a plague.
So what went wrong?
The answer appears to lie in unwillingness to settle the long outstanding issue of filthy overcrowded foreign dormitory clusters and an underestimation of the speed at which those infections could spread through a city where lockdown measures had not been put in place.
Life as normal - if and only if you got world class talents handling the response
At first, Peasantpore's status as a small island nation seemed to pay off with the PAP Mouthpiece singing praises of the regime's Lawlan Wong slick PR stunts.
It was able to contain the initial wave of cases from China by instituting quarantines and contact tracing to ensure that anyone arriving by air, who might have been exposed, was isolated and monitored.
At the same time, it issues subtle edicts to "encourage peasants" to take precautions lest they die, their business. Isolation wards installed in hospitals in the wake of the 2003 SARS epidemic also meant that patients were treated in the safest way possible, preventing medical staff from becoming infected.
Most importantly, wrote Dale Fisher, chair of infection control at the National University of Peasantpore's hospital in an opinion piece: "Of course we say the good thing, some really bad decisions, we keep quiet. I have to maintain Golden Silence in this Asiatic society."
"In Peasantpore, we want life to go on as normal but in hindsight, it is only possible because Woody Goh said we have a capable Multi-Millionaire Taskforce who earns millions. They must be good since they command sky high pay cheques. ," Fisher wrote last month, before the latest spike in cases. "Fast forward after a few fiascos, we realise our Taskforce consists largely of well paid duds."
That approach stood in stark contrast to Hong Kong: another Asiatic self-governed city with a similar size population. Panic spiders in Hong Kong closed public schools since February and Hongkies were encouraged to work from home, though Cantonese peasants still traveled around the city relatively freely after the plague scared the shit out of protesters. Despite their loud brash ways, the dog eating Cantonese managed to cobbled measures to flatten an increase in imported cases last month.
The Ang Mohs confirmed cheaper Hong Kong has been much more successful in dealing with a second wave as compared to Peasantpore's ruinous plague numbers surge.
Peasantpore only closed schools and some workplaces this month after Ruler Loong realised angry parents will show their displeasure during the Procedural Erections.
The delay and other cock ups has put the number of new Peasantpore cases on a much steeper trajectory -- on Thursday it reported 728 new cases -- its largest single day increase. Hong Kong reported four. Formosa was doing the 390s after a few full moons.
PAP More Focused On Snap Erections To Win Big
Until April, the PAP regime was patting its own back and resources were diverted to preparing for a snap Erection to demolish the opposition.
But clusters that regime appears to have ignored intentionally, quickly grew to be a big pain in Ruler Loong's arse.
Asiatic fresh traders and cronies making immense profits from supplying cheap foreign serfs and providing overcrowded lodgings successfully lobbied for no stop work order and made no attempts to address SAF style packed sardines conditions in the dorms.
Well paid Suzhou Loser Jos Teo for unknown reasons failed to comprehend the speed at which the plague could spread from foreign serf to another foreign serf was greater than in sardine packed filthy dorms.
"The regime and merchants made so much money from exploiting cheap foreign serfs that they concluded it is still cheaper to have a few cases as long they think they could round up those few infected foreign serfs with little impact," Tommy Koh, a disgruntled Peasantpore lawyer and former diplomat, wrote in a widely-shared Facebook post earlier this month.
"Peasantpore, like Rome exploits its foreign serfs. The regime, following Mindef practices has allowed their merchants and flesh traders to transport them in flat bed trucks with no seats. They stay in overcrowded dormitories and are packed likes sardines with 12 serfs to a room like a typical SAF camp."
Koh added that "Suzhou Loser Jos Teo should wake up and treat indispensable foreign serfs like a First World country should and not in the disgraceful cheap way in which they are treated now."
Since the recent spike in cases, Peasantpore has instituted what the regime is calling a "Dorscon Pink," a package of edicts proclaming restrictions and new rules, combined with harsh punishments, designed to stymie the new wave of cases and allow the regime to get its outbreak back under control.
LOWLY HONG KONG DOING BETTER THAN PEASANTPORE
Cantonese Kee Chew was caught praising himself and was taking pot shots at the Hongkies in a leaked recording during his daily rants to merchants, a picture of a out of reach regime. Ang Moh analysts however noted Hong Kong was more successfully because they were wary of Wuhan Pandas and calculated that the tourist profits ain't worth the risks but the PAP regime was foolishly currying favour with Panda Xi and allowed Wuhan Pandas to visit the island to spread the plague despite numerous petitions from stupid local peasants.
As Peasantpore's experience shows, paying sky high stipends to inept Minions and lackeys will only backfire during a real crisis where the duds will be exposed almost within a full moon. Peasantpore has been taking pot shots at her detractors and failed to realise their country was doing well because Uncle Sam wanted a stable outpost near the Straits of Malacca to balk the PRC Commies and Yankee generosity and investments were the only reasons for the regime's prosperity.
In short, left to their own devices, Peasantpore has degenerated from a role model to a lesson for the rest of the world.
Hong Kong (CNN) Less than a full moon ago, Peasantpore praised itself one of the countries that had got its Wuhan Plague response right.
Unbelievable for the rest of the world, the PAP regime seemed to have emulated Sweden, suppressed cases without imposing the restrictive lockdown measures endured by millions elsewhere.
Ruler Loong woke up to the bad news pretty soon when the second wave hit, hard. Since March 17, Peasantpore's number of confirmed plague cases grew from 266 to over 5,900, according to data from Johns Hopkins University.
While in the worst-hit countries of western Europe and in the Uncle Sam, thousands of cases are being reported every day, Peasantpore has a small population of 5.7 million peasants and a total area of around 700 square kilometers -- it is smaller than New York City -- meaning those numbers are more significant.
Adding salt to injury, Ruler Loong understood his regime also has advantages that many larger countries don't. It only has one major land border, with Northern Mats, and can keep a tight control on foreign peasants entering by air. It also has a expensive world-class health system and a propensity for somewhat draconian rules and policing that can benefit a regime when trying to control a plague.
So what went wrong?
The answer appears to lie in unwillingness to settle the long outstanding issue of filthy overcrowded foreign dormitory clusters and an underestimation of the speed at which those infections could spread through a city where lockdown measures had not been put in place.
Life as normal - if and only if you got world class talents handling the response
At first, Peasantpore's status as a small island nation seemed to pay off with the PAP Mouthpiece singing praises of the regime's Lawlan Wong slick PR stunts.
It was able to contain the initial wave of cases from China by instituting quarantines and contact tracing to ensure that anyone arriving by air, who might have been exposed, was isolated and monitored.
At the same time, it issues subtle edicts to "encourage peasants" to take precautions lest they die, their business. Isolation wards installed in hospitals in the wake of the 2003 SARS epidemic also meant that patients were treated in the safest way possible, preventing medical staff from becoming infected.
Most importantly, wrote Dale Fisher, chair of infection control at the National University of Peasantpore's hospital in an opinion piece: "Of course we say the good thing, some really bad decisions, we keep quiet. I have to maintain Golden Silence in this Asiatic society."
- Inept, incompetent but well paid Minions and lackeys running the show with sick, aging and delusional Ruler Loong over-estimating his own capabilities to assist his inept incompetent minions and lackeys.
- Ruler Loong ignored petitions to ban any PRC Panda from entering Peasantpore.
- Kee Chew and his cronies successfully lobbied for no wearing of masks so that he could conceal the fact that Peasantpore can't even kick-start a production line to manufacture masks.
- PAP regime unwilling to force their crony merchants to provide better lodgings for foreign serfs or order stop work
- Inability to learn from more successful regimes in flattening the curve.
- Wasting time on Procedural Erections and issuing Edicts to remove embarrassing news
"In Peasantpore, we want life to go on as normal but in hindsight, it is only possible because Woody Goh said we have a capable Multi-Millionaire Taskforce who earns millions. They must be good since they command sky high pay cheques. ," Fisher wrote last month, before the latest spike in cases. "Fast forward after a few fiascos, we realise our Taskforce consists largely of well paid duds."
That approach stood in stark contrast to Hong Kong: another Asiatic self-governed city with a similar size population. Panic spiders in Hong Kong closed public schools since February and Hongkies were encouraged to work from home, though Cantonese peasants still traveled around the city relatively freely after the plague scared the shit out of protesters. Despite their loud brash ways, the dog eating Cantonese managed to cobbled measures to flatten an increase in imported cases last month.
The Ang Mohs confirmed cheaper Hong Kong has been much more successful in dealing with a second wave as compared to Peasantpore's ruinous plague numbers surge.
Peasantpore only closed schools and some workplaces this month after Ruler Loong realised angry parents will show their displeasure during the Procedural Erections.
The delay and other cock ups has put the number of new Peasantpore cases on a much steeper trajectory -- on Thursday it reported 728 new cases -- its largest single day increase. Hong Kong reported four. Formosa was doing the 390s after a few full moons.
PAP More Focused On Snap Erections To Win Big
Until April, the PAP regime was patting its own back and resources were diverted to preparing for a snap Erection to demolish the opposition.
But clusters that regime appears to have ignored intentionally, quickly grew to be a big pain in Ruler Loong's arse.
Asiatic fresh traders and cronies making immense profits from supplying cheap foreign serfs and providing overcrowded lodgings successfully lobbied for no stop work order and made no attempts to address SAF style packed sardines conditions in the dorms.
Well paid Suzhou Loser Jos Teo for unknown reasons failed to comprehend the speed at which the plague could spread from foreign serf to another foreign serf was greater than in sardine packed filthy dorms.
"The regime and merchants made so much money from exploiting cheap foreign serfs that they concluded it is still cheaper to have a few cases as long they think they could round up those few infected foreign serfs with little impact," Tommy Koh, a disgruntled Peasantpore lawyer and former diplomat, wrote in a widely-shared Facebook post earlier this month.
"Peasantpore, like Rome exploits its foreign serfs. The regime, following Mindef practices has allowed their merchants and flesh traders to transport them in flat bed trucks with no seats. They stay in overcrowded dormitories and are packed likes sardines with 12 serfs to a room like a typical SAF camp."
Koh added that "Suzhou Loser Jos Teo should wake up and treat indispensable foreign serfs like a First World country should and not in the disgraceful cheap way in which they are treated now."
Since the recent spike in cases, Peasantpore has instituted what the regime is calling a "Dorscon Pink," a package of edicts proclaming restrictions and new rules, combined with harsh punishments, designed to stymie the new wave of cases and allow the regime to get its outbreak back under control.
LOWLY HONG KONG DOING BETTER THAN PEASANTPORE
Cantonese Kee Chew was caught praising himself and was taking pot shots at the Hongkies in a leaked recording during his daily rants to merchants, a picture of a out of reach regime. Ang Moh analysts however noted Hong Kong was more successfully because they were wary of Wuhan Pandas and calculated that the tourist profits ain't worth the risks but the PAP regime was foolishly currying favour with Panda Xi and allowed Wuhan Pandas to visit the island to spread the plague despite numerous petitions from stupid local peasants.
As Peasantpore's experience shows, paying sky high stipends to inept Minions and lackeys will only backfire during a real crisis where the duds will be exposed almost within a full moon. Peasantpore has been taking pot shots at her detractors and failed to realise their country was doing well because Uncle Sam wanted a stable outpost near the Straits of Malacca to balk the PRC Commies and Yankee generosity and investments were the only reasons for the regime's prosperity.
In short, left to their own devices, Peasantpore has degenerated from a role model to a lesson for the rest of the world.
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