Ah Nehs are act blur FUCKTARDS wherever they go, the SEQUEL

[glockman]

Was at the main hall of the clubhouse this morning, reading the papers, which had several sections like in SG.

Sounds like you are staying at Melville Park.

 

[Ash007]

I usual end my conversations with ah nehs by giving as short and as vague as possible. This seems to confuse them and also ends up being hilarious. It also avoids a lot of anguish on my part. Since we are sharing stories.

Was at a shell pumping gas, an ah neh doing the same used the next pump and came to me and asked which. One to pump. I looked at his cheap skate car then just said, "it depends on your car", then just stared at him. He looked puzzled, then after asking other customer around he went and pumped Vpower.

 

[laksaboy]

I usual end my conversations with ah nehs by giving as short and as vague as possible. This seems to confuse them and also ends up being hilarious. It also avoids a lot of anguish on my part. Since we are sharing stories.

Was at a shell pumping gas, an ah neh doing the same used the next pump and came to me and asked which. One to pump. I looked at his cheap skate car then just said, "it depends on your car", then just stared at him. He looked puzzled, then after asking other customer around he went and pumped Vpower.

Reminds me of that joke Kumar the drag queen made: ugly girl goes to cosmetics counter, asks the salesgirl which one will make her look pretty? Salesgirl replied, "Anything lah".

 

[zeddy]

you really want to fuck ah neh's wife!

If like those Bollywood actress, then I'm willing to sacrifice my little brother..

 

[zeddy]

This is an interesting thread.. Where is my brother KNNBCCB?

 

[hokkien]

If like those Bollywood actress, then I'm willing to sacrifice my little brother..

Bro not the tambi type?

 

[zeddy]

The Pundeks are known for their boorish uncivilised anti social antics..

I had many bad experiences in the past with these Pariahs who behave like big shot Maharajahs.. Their young kids are akin to noisy monkeys when being released on a playground..

 

[zeddy]

Bro not the tambi type?

Lots of these Tamil hookers at Geylang now.. Heard from someone before that to release your bad luck, you should bonk a lady. the more black the better.. Their black coloured CB would absorb all your negative energy.. LOL..

 

[laksaboy]

Lots of these Tamil hookers at Geylang now.. Heard from someone before that to release your bad luck, you should bonk a lady. the more black the better.. Their black coloured CB would absorb all your negative energy.. LOL..

Technically, Ah Nehs are brown or dark brown.

Black is someone such as Serena Williams.

 

[hokkien]

Lots of these Tamil hookers at Geylang now.. Heard from someone before that to release your bad luck, you should bonk a lady. the more black the better.. Their black coloured CB would absorb all your negative energy.. LOL..

Bro better dont try if not their smell will stick to your bodymeanwhile little bro kena coma

 

[Asterix]

Sounds like you are staying at Melville Park.

Hi neighbour!

 

[Asterix]

Yet another act blur fucktard this morning.

Placed pile of other sections of the English paper on the coffee table and started to read one section. As was reading and minding my own business, saw from corner of my eye a black skinned male approach my cluster of sofas at clubhouse. Looks more than 60 years old. Even the moustache is white.

Immediately alerted due to previous incident in post #1. This old fucktard came to the cluster and without asking (seems aware that my eyes were following his movements) attempted to take one section of the papers on the coffee table even though my personal effects were placed prominently on top of the pile.

I raised my voice and said NO. Without batting an eye lid the fucktard moved this hand to another section and attempted to take it. That's when I really told him off: "Why are you fucking INDIANS all like that!". The fucktard even smiled, shoke head in Bollywood style and scurried off. I think this old bastard must tried the same trick before and got scolded by another Chinese. With head full of white hair he still tries to act blur and try his luck. I think this fucktard must be related to that Kopi Fart of Sammyboy.

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

Sounds like a classic scumbag

 

[oli9]

To really rile up the indian community at Melville park, bro asterix should organise a beef curry fiesta & invite all residents for a free sampler. Beef curry, beef rendang, beef noodles....to promote more neighborly exchanges & all that. Heck it, invite the district MPs as well!

 

[B Man]

Let me explain their thinking.. its very pervasive especially in India where they do this often..

1) Indian see something they like (may or may not be attached to something or someone)
2) He/She takes it and uses it
3) Owner swears at him/her (and sometimes raise their hands like to slap him/her)
4) Indian cowers and walks away (or perhaps shout profanities if he is with some of his buddies)

Alternative situation:
3) If owner does not swear or did not notice or is not present, Indian will walk away with item.

You see this fairly often all over India daily. That's why shops owners and police have canes. Its used liberally..
Also see Mustafa, they zip tie bags so that these guys dont just start putting stuff inside..

Their logic?

If they did not attempt to take what they see and like firstly, they will be the loser.... (some form of a kiasu syndrome)

PS.. It also applies when some Indians see a woman they like.
PPS. By India I mean the greater south asia region inclusive of Pakistan and Bangladesh and Sri Lanka.

Was at the main hall of the clubhouse this morning, reading the papers, which had several sections like in SG.

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

Technically, Ah Nehs are brown or dark brown.

Black is someone such as Serena Williams.

Wrong here. Some shit skins are literally black known as karrupans. These are the ancestors of the aboriginals. Mostly tamils they are the most primitive and violent among all the shit skins.

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

Also see Mustafa, they zip tie bags so that these guys dont just start putting stuff inside..

I only have bad memories at Mustafa. When I came out of Mustafa my whole body feels itchy. It's almost like entering a germ fest building.

 

[Sunfire]

Technically, Ah Nehs are brown or dark brown.

Black is someone such as Serena Williams.

such a turn off.

 

[Royalblood]

Wrong here. Some shit skins are literally black known as karrupans. These are the ancestors of the aboriginals. Mostly tamils they are the most primitive and violent among all the shit skins.

It's actually the north indians that are the most violent and most fucked up of the lot. Losta crime, gang rape cases come from north india, and the northen indians are also very racist against the darker south indians and other minority tribes of India north east (who happen to look more east asian than Indians, and those stinking northern curry use racial slurs such as "Chinky" on the minority tribe people).

http://www.dnaindia.com/bangalore/1...nky-is-a-racist-word-says-naga-activist-kikon

http://www.thehindu.com/opinion/op-...-theres-no-racism-in-india/article3466554.ece

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethnic...ejudice_and_Racism_against_North-East_Indians


They also happen to be the most snobbish and most nit picking/ stingy butthole of the world. Basically I believe that the world will be a much much better place without all these stinking ah neh around.

 

[Asterix]

To really rile up the indian community at Melville park, bro asterix should organise a beef curry fiesta & invite all residents for a free sampler. Beef curry, beef rendang, beef noodles....to promote more neighborly exchanges & all that. Heck it, invite the district MPs as well!

Who will pay for this magnificent buffet
I'll think of something else to rile them up
Where these lousy Ah Nehs will have
To really pay through their farking nose
BTW, I said "hi neighbour" in jest only
Not to be taken too literally ...

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