After Pang Sai...how you clean?

[Administrator]

I hate going into toilet after certain people pang sai.

They will wet the whole floor and make it so troublesome for others. Got paper but didn't want to use.

They cannot use clean within the toilet bowl? Their ass so big and must wet the whole floor?

 

[syed putra]

next time pang sai at home. Not hygienic to do it elsewhere.
south east asian natives use water to clean their butt holes after pang sai. Now with bidet, just use it and wipe the butt hole with toilet paper. Unfortunately, many still not accustom to wipe butt holes with toilet paper.So blame the designer of the toilet who made these native unfriendly.

 

[gingerlyn]

next time pang sai at home. Not hygienic to do it elsewhere.
south east asian natives use water to clean their butt holes after pang sai. Now with bidet, just use it and wipe the butt hole with toilet paper. Unfortunately, many still not accustom to wipe butt holes with toilet paper.So blame the designer of the toilet who made these native unfriendly.

only cultured people use their hands to wash ass hole and also use their hands to eat

 

[gingerlyn]

english got wedgewood,
chinese got fine bone porcelain.
malay got got? banana leaf?

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

how come they can wet the entire floor? These animals must be same as syed putra.

 

[garlic]

the whole floor flooded with diluted sai chwee...

 

[laksaboy]

the whole floor flooded with diluted sai chwee...

Which then flows back into the sewage, then into Newater treatment plants before back into our taps and finally into our mouths.

Thus completes the cycle of life in Sinkieland.

 

[no_faith]

How u clean? Our forummer bro eatshitanddie will advise.

 

[eatshitndie]

How u clean? Our forummer bro eatshitanddie will advise.

the cleanest, most eco-friendly, most efficient way is to take probiotics regularly and shit smoothly with hardly any stains or residue on your anus. if you still have sticky shit, dab two folds of toilet paper with drops of water and clean your kar chng. i save both water (see california drought thread) and paper by folding the two-fold again after the first swipe to clean again. sometimes when i hardly have any stains, i fold it the 3rd time. cleaning arsehole with water jet wastes water, sprays water all over, and spreads microscopic fecal matter all over the cubicle by turning it water-borne and airborne with water vapor. cleaning arsehole with dry toilet paper scratches kar chng causing it to bleed, wastes tons of paper as it's near impossible to remove stains fully, and potentially chokes toilet hole. heed my advice, take probiotics often, fold toilet paper, dab lightly with water, clean, fold again, clean. done.

 

[steffychun]

Ask Anus Yee Pang Sai!!!!!

 

[Tizoc]

How u clean? Our forummer bro eatshitanddie will advise.

Yes the forum king of pooping

 

[takashi]

the cleanest, most eco-friendly, most efficient way is to take probiotics regularly and shit smoothly with hardly any stains or residue on your anus. if you still have sticky shit, dab two folds of toilet paper with drops of water and clean your kar chng. i save both water (see california drought thread) and paper by folding the two-fold again after the first swipe to clean again. sometimes when i hardly have any stains, i fold it the 3rd time. cleaning arsehole with water jet wastes water, sprays water all over, and spreads microscopic fecal matter all over the cubicle by turning it water-borne and airborne with water vapor. cleaning arsehole with dry toilet paper scratches kar chng causing it to bleed, wastes tons of paper as it's near impossible to remove stains fully, and potentially chokes toilet hole. heed my advice, take probiotics often, fold toilet paper, dab lightly with water, clean, fold again, clean. done.

Many, many thanks for your words of wisdom!

If I were the PM, I would fly you back from San Francisco and promote you to Minister for the Environment and Water Resources!

 

[babuSingh]

Some indians use their hand to clean it....no need for toilet paper, saving the world's trees

 

[aerobwala]

Is that how piles developed if your kar cheng didnt clean properly ?

 

[gingerlyn]

Some indians use their hand to clean it....no need for toilet paper, saving the world's trees

and u use your hands to eat?
only orang utan use hands to wipe their ass

 

[chootchiew]

Btw when cats and dogs pangsai does the owner wipe them ? I never see before. Then I see the master carry the pets

 

[aerobwala]

And dog sometime likes to smell each other's back side.

 

[laksaboy]

Take a slice of bread and wipe your ass. Now you have nice Nutella sandwich.

 

[steffychun]

Take a slice of bread and wipe your ass. Now you have nice Nutella sandwich.

no chocolate prata!!!

 

[GoldenDragon]

Best is dont wipe or wash.