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Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue!
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
Always say stuff that will make you look good even if you choke in the middle of it.
Treat constitutents kindly... It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
Always say stuff that will make you look good even if you choke in the middle of it.
Treat constitutents kindly... It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
