Abraham The Delusional Schizophrenic

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hilarious if you look it from the modern day's point of view.

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God Tempts Abraham:

 

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Abraham, God's hero in the bible, tells his wife Sarah whom is also his half-sister to lie.

Genesis 12:12-19 Abraham told his wife / half-sister Sarah to lie. As a result Pharaoh said: Why did you say she is my sister so that I took her for my wife?

 

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Did Pharaoh have sex with Sarah?

Delusional belivers would vehemently say NO! NO!

 

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Genesis 13:2 Now, Abraham was rich in livestock, silver and gold.

Was Abraham the first biblical pimp?
Did the faithful and honest Abraham gain this wealth by being a con man and a pimp for his wife, Sarah?

 

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aiyoh...................people ought to know all these religions are man-made fairytales.................they're as real as Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter.........

they make no sense.....................not only that................

their so-called ''Gods'' are all too human to be divine.......................

 

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The Goodie Dogie,
When people choose to believe in fairy tales, it is his/her own take. When the believe harms another non-believer, it is another story.

The biblical stories actually parallel the egos, primitiveness, immorality and fantasies (including sexy ones) of the ancient jewish desert people.
Is it is also a half-history book that writes the views of the ancient Israelites towards their enemies.

 

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Genesis 16:1-10 Sarah gave to Abraham Hagar, her egyptian handmaid, for sex and children. Abraham had intercourse with Hagar who conceived Abraham’s son, Ishmael.

So Abraham, the swinger, had sex with Sarah's servant, Hagar the Egyptian, with Sarah's consent? Maybe Sarah, the swinger, did have sex with Pharaoh.

 

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Were Abraham, Hagar, & Sarah - The Bible's First Threesome?





Were Abraham, Hagar, & Sarah - The Bible's First Threesome?

 

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Abraham, by Sarah's suggestion, impregnated Hagar!

Pregnant Hagar looked with contempt on her mistress Sarah, so Sarah abused Hagar and Hagar left. An Angel of God said to Hagar: Go back to your mistress and submit yourself to her abusive treatment.

 

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Sarah Presents Hagar to Abraham

 

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Sarah Leading Hagar to Abraham

 

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Sarah Presenting Hagar to Abrahams

 

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Sarah cruelly had Hagar "female circumcised" so that Hagar could not enjoy sex with Abraham.


Some Islamic circles have the "female circumcision" story of Hagar.

 

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Did Sarah, the mother of the 3 abrahamic religions abuse Hagar by female circumcision?

How could a good, loving and moral God send Hagar back for more abuse? Doesn't God control His Angels?

 

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So, would Sarah be considered the founder of female circumcision?

Sarah, are you really the mother of three religions? Is mutilating a woman’s sex organs part of your Judeo-Christian ethic?

If so, Sarah, shame on you - big time! Abraham and Hagar started the Islamic religion.
Maybe, that is why the Koran has a more detailed interest in her story.

 

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Azizah Y. Al-Hibri Ph.D.; Law professor, Islamic: One commentary says: Sarah was so mad at Hagar because of Abraham’s attention that she decided to mutilate her in some way to make her less interesting. And, that’s how female-circumcision started.

 

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Genesis 18:25 Abraham asked God about the destruction of Sodom and Gomorra

 

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In Genesis 20 Abraham and Sarah, again, pass themselves off to King Abimelech as brother and sister. The King pays off Abraham with herds, gold, and land.