Bad news spread faster than Ruler Loong can say "sue my siblings" .... transmodified from Mouthpiece CNA
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PEASANTPORE: Peasantpore scored another own goal when it reported a record 447 new Wuhan Plague cases on Wednesday (Apr 15), taking the national total to 3,699.
Peasantpore took a day to eclipse what the crass Formosa did so far to contain Wuhan Plague in a few full moons.
Four new mass orgy clusters were identified, including three foreign serfs dormitories.
"If we test more, sure got more cases, so don't worry, its normal.", said an unnamed MOH lackey.
WEAR A MASK EDICT
Ruler Loong has FINALLY passed a edict stating that it is now mandatory to wear a mask when stepping out of the house.
Peasants caught refusing to wear a mask will be fined 300 peanuts on their first offence, while those who flout the rule a second time will be fined 1000 peanuts. Egregious cases will be prosecuted by 山木庚.
Announcing the new edict on Tuesday, Minion for National Development Lawlan Wong said this applies to all workplaces as well.
Foreign serfs caught breaching these rules will be given 'balek kampong notice'.
Health Minion Gan Boh Yong on Tuesday said that by and large, local docile peasants are taking DORSCON PINK measures seriously, but the masses cannot be complacent unlike the Minions and lackeys.
Ah Gan, who co-chairs the disgraced Multi-Millionaire task force set up to handle the Wuhan Plague situation, said: "I don't want to talk about KPIs, cheaper Formosa, Koreans or even Sweden outperforming me. I need to find a hole on the ground and hide my millionaire head in that hole."
Peasantpore did an U-turn has put in place DORSCON Pink measures. The regime spins it as a circuit breaker period to stem the spread of Wuhan Plague. The panic spider measures - which include closing non-essential workplaces and schools - will be in place for one month until May 4.
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PEASANTPORE: Peasantpore scored another own goal when it reported a record 447 new Wuhan Plague cases on Wednesday (Apr 15), taking the national total to 3,699.
Peasantpore took a day to eclipse what the crass Formosa did so far to contain Wuhan Plague in a few full moons.
Four new mass orgy clusters were identified, including three foreign serfs dormitories.
"If we test more, sure got more cases, so don't worry, its normal.", said an unnamed MOH lackey.
WEAR A MASK EDICT
Ruler Loong has FINALLY passed a edict stating that it is now mandatory to wear a mask when stepping out of the house.
Peasants caught refusing to wear a mask will be fined 300 peanuts on their first offence, while those who flout the rule a second time will be fined 1000 peanuts. Egregious cases will be prosecuted by 山木庚.
Announcing the new edict on Tuesday, Minion for National Development Lawlan Wong said this applies to all workplaces as well.
Foreign serfs caught breaching these rules will be given 'balek kampong notice'.
Health Minion Gan Boh Yong on Tuesday said that by and large, local docile peasants are taking DORSCON PINK measures seriously, but the masses cannot be complacent unlike the Minions and lackeys.
Ah Gan, who co-chairs the disgraced Multi-Millionaire task force set up to handle the Wuhan Plague situation, said: "I don't want to talk about KPIs, cheaper Formosa, Koreans or even Sweden outperforming me. I need to find a hole on the ground and hide my millionaire head in that hole."
Peasantpore did an U-turn has put in place DORSCON Pink measures. The regime spins it as a circuit breaker period to stem the spread of Wuhan Plague. The panic spider measures - which include closing non-essential workplaces and schools - will be in place for one month until May 4.
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