40 things to say before you die...

[Clone]

This is no.2 on the list >>>>

When's the last time you say "I love you" to someone without being asked to?

Mine was about a year ago. Merry X'mas!

http://www.forbes.com/sites/jessicahagy/2012/10/04/40-things-to-say-before-you-die/

 

[Logisex]

I cannot remember because I don't even know whether i love my wife anymore

 

[jw5]

I cannot remember because I don't even know whether i love my wife anymore

Last time you posted you were having a mid life crisis, not over yet?

 

[laksaboy]

I cannot remember because I don't even know whether i love my wife anymore

Divorce her on Christmas day.

 

[Logisex]

Last time you posted you were having a mid life crisis, not over yet?

I had a relapse

 

[Logisex]

Divorce her on Christmas day.

Law firm closed on Christmas day. I'll do it on boxing day

 

[rusty]

Sorry I have to lie and cheat because I need to support my son who doesn't have the same genes like me. He is sick and still recuperating from the cancer in his balls. He has an albino son and he needs more money than anybody else on planet earth. He needs them for a research which is currently being carried out in Mongolia...to save his son's look.
Please pardon my son for not holding another by-election because of his balls conditions. They are really in bad shape you know...with so many hands carrying them and some FTs' sucking them like no tomorrow.
Before I die I hope you fellas can also forgive my son for choosing a lady with manly face while my preference was monkey.

 

[Vodafone]

This is no.2 on the list >>>>

When's the last time you say "I love you" to someone without being asked to?

Ha. Love is BS. It's all about $$$ and umm... Vodafone.

 

[halsey02]

Sorry I have to lie and cheat because I need to support my son who doesn't have the same genes like me. He is sick and still recuperating from the cancer in his balls. He has an albino son and he needs more money than anybody else on planet earth. He needs them for a research which is currently being carried out in Mongolia...to save his son's look.
Please pardon my son for not holding another by-election because of his balls conditions. They are really in bad shape you know...with so many hands carrying them and some FTs' sucking them like no tomorrow.
Before I die I hope you fellas can also forgive my son for choosing a lady with manly face while my preference was monkey.

footnote: & my daughter looking like that, they couldn't figure how to present the award at the Annual Doctor's Ball, to give a "best dressed man award or woman"..the committee is in a huddle, with apology for this mistake.

 

[rusty]

footnote: & my daughter looking like that, they couldn't figure how to present the award at the Annual Doctor's Ball, to give a "best dressed man award or woman"..the committee is in a huddle, with apology for this mistake.

ha..ha..ha..how careless I was, it must my be my age.... not easy going ninety you know.

 

[Hawkeye1819]

If you don't know whether you love someone, you don't.

I cannot remember because I don't even know whether i love my wife anymore

 

[jw5]

I had a relapse

If yoiu are willing to post on the latest developments, there are many willing readers here.
I enjoyed reading about your mid life crisis and your cheonging activities while you were in Beijing. :p

 

[GOD IS MY DOG]

i'll like to go to a crowded church and then yell...........God Is My Dog............preferably on X'mas ...........

 

[Clone]

i'll like to go to a crowded church and then yell...........God Is My Dog............preferably on X'mas ...........

 

[Clone]

Divorce her on Christmas day.

Getting married has nothing to do with love. It's a contract.

 

[I_Hate_Pappies]

There's only one thing to say before i die,

FUCK PAP!:oIo:

 

[Israel]

Why am i keep getting the flaks??

 

[looneytan]

FP!:oIo:

can say now dun have to wait until die