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PEASANTPORE: More Wuhan Plague treatment facilities (CTF) will be set up in the coming weeks to after Jane Austen rebels lambasted Ruler Loong for implying that his Health Lackeys only got less than 2000 ICU beds as the plague numbers are climbing after a botched reopening.
There will be nine Wuhan Plague treatment facilities with an overall capacity of about 3,700 beds by the end of October, also known as 'wait long long", said the Lackeys of Health (MOH) on Saturday (Oct 2).
It noted that Ruler Loong reluctantly ordered four of these facilities were set up over the past week, with a capacity of 580 beds for retail politics.
Expensive ICUs should not be used for plague treatment, MOH scholars said "it is better to get peasants to die in their pigeonholes than to open up ICU beds to waste money."
The new ICU facilities are meant "for retail politics, beyond 580, they become expensive cost centers and will hit the Profit and Loss statement for MOH, if we cannot make KPIs, our bonuses will be affected!", said the ministry's lackeys in a media release.
"ICUs are reserved for VIPs, rich foreigners or merchants, maybe peasants who pay out of their pockets. Wuhan Plague no big deal, at most a few old peaants will die and their families cannot vote Ruler Loong out, so who cares?," it added.
Speaking at a press conference by the Wuhan Plague multi-ministry sex task force on Saturday, Health Minion Ong Ah Kung said that MOH faces the "biggest budget deficits if we have more than 5000 ICU beds" at its hospitals.
“If MOH cannot turn in a profit for Ruler Loong this year, how do I get the political capital to be the next Seat Warmer? Hospitals are for the VIPs, rich foreigners and rich merchants or those who can pay out of their own pockets, I need to repeat this fact,” he said.
“You got the plague, you go home and self quarantine, you die, your problem!," he added.
"I can do this because I can do since I am in Ang Moh Kio, you local stupid peasants cannot vote me out!.”
Giving further details about the Wuhan Plague spreading in heartlands following this move, Minion Ong said "Do you understand England, they die, their business? No wonder my dad made a stupid mistake to balk LKY for you dummies!"
“Ruler Loong will not spend money on ICU beds for peasants, get this ingrained into your stupid brains,” said Minion Ong.
"MOH will await the formal recommendations of Sex Committee forcing everyone to get the jab, opponents of this policy will be sent to Xinjiang," said the ministry.
"All those yet to be vaccinated are will be labelled as Jane Austen rebels and will be rounded up and sent to Xinjiang."
PEASANTPORE: More Wuhan Plague treatment facilities (CTF) will be set up in the coming weeks to after Jane Austen rebels lambasted Ruler Loong for implying that his Health Lackeys only got less than 2000 ICU beds as the plague numbers are climbing after a botched reopening.
There will be nine Wuhan Plague treatment facilities with an overall capacity of about 3,700 beds by the end of October, also known as 'wait long long", said the Lackeys of Health (MOH) on Saturday (Oct 2).
It noted that Ruler Loong reluctantly ordered four of these facilities were set up over the past week, with a capacity of 580 beds for retail politics.
Expensive ICUs should not be used for plague treatment, MOH scholars said "it is better to get peasants to die in their pigeonholes than to open up ICU beds to waste money."
The new ICU facilities are meant "for retail politics, beyond 580, they become expensive cost centers and will hit the Profit and Loss statement for MOH, if we cannot make KPIs, our bonuses will be affected!", said the ministry's lackeys in a media release.
"ICUs are reserved for VIPs, rich foreigners or merchants, maybe peasants who pay out of their pockets. Wuhan Plague no big deal, at most a few old peaants will die and their families cannot vote Ruler Loong out, so who cares?," it added.
Speaking at a press conference by the Wuhan Plague multi-ministry sex task force on Saturday, Health Minion Ong Ah Kung said that MOH faces the "biggest budget deficits if we have more than 5000 ICU beds" at its hospitals.
“If MOH cannot turn in a profit for Ruler Loong this year, how do I get the political capital to be the next Seat Warmer? Hospitals are for the VIPs, rich foreigners and rich merchants or those who can pay out of their own pockets, I need to repeat this fact,” he said.
“You got the plague, you go home and self quarantine, you die, your problem!," he added.
"I can do this because I can do since I am in Ang Moh Kio, you local stupid peasants cannot vote me out!.”
Giving further details about the Wuhan Plague spreading in heartlands following this move, Minion Ong said "Do you understand England, they die, their business? No wonder my dad made a stupid mistake to balk LKY for you dummies!"
“Ruler Loong will not spend money on ICU beds for peasants, get this ingrained into your stupid brains,” said Minion Ong.
"MOH will await the formal recommendations of Sex Committee forcing everyone to get the jab, opponents of this policy will be sent to Xinjiang," said the ministry.
"All those yet to be vaccinated are will be labelled as Jane Austen rebels and will be rounded up and sent to Xinjiang."