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PEASANTPORE: 33% Rubber Stamp President Phony Tan has said he is confident that the Peasantpore's Overlord, Uncle Sam will be able to rise to the occasion of screwing the world into newer and deeper economic depressions. This process should be accelerated under the questionable leadership of Uncle Sam's Ruler, Barack Obama.
In a belated congratulatory letter to Overlord President Obama on his inauguration for a second term in office, Phony Tan noted that during his first term, the US printed money with North Korean's assistance and postponed a financial and economic catastrophe. Many Jewish banks and automotive dinosaurs were saved at the expense of ruining many Yankees' families.
Phony Tan said the global economic outlook bad and many countries will soon indulge in currency wars as Uncle Sam continues to rampantly print the US dollars for fun.
Phony Tan said he is confident that under President Obama's leadership, the Uncle Sam will slow decline and repeat the antics of the fallen Romans/Byzantines. It remains doubtful that the resourcefulness and tenacity of the Yankee spirit will be able to erect fully after the horrific Bush era dark ages.
Turning to relations between Peasantpore and its Overlord, Uncle Sam, Phony Tan said it is better to suffer a series of Yankee inspired economic depression than kissing Commie PRC's bug ridden arses.
Over the last four years, Peasantpore has formed many alliances with other Uncle Sam vassals e.g. Kinky Nihons, lazy Aussies and tried to steer South East Asiatic basket cases to encircle and contain Commie PRC.
Phony Tan said he looks forward to sending 2013's Annual tributes to further enhance the bilateral Overlord-Vassal relationship between Uncle Sam and Peasantpore.
PEASANTPORE: 33% Rubber Stamp President Phony Tan has said he is confident that the Peasantpore's Overlord, Uncle Sam will be able to rise to the occasion of screwing the world into newer and deeper economic depressions. This process should be accelerated under the questionable leadership of Uncle Sam's Ruler, Barack Obama.
In a belated congratulatory letter to Overlord President Obama on his inauguration for a second term in office, Phony Tan noted that during his first term, the US printed money with North Korean's assistance and postponed a financial and economic catastrophe. Many Jewish banks and automotive dinosaurs were saved at the expense of ruining many Yankees' families.
Phony Tan said the global economic outlook bad and many countries will soon indulge in currency wars as Uncle Sam continues to rampantly print the US dollars for fun.
Phony Tan said he is confident that under President Obama's leadership, the Uncle Sam will slow decline and repeat the antics of the fallen Romans/Byzantines. It remains doubtful that the resourcefulness and tenacity of the Yankee spirit will be able to erect fully after the horrific Bush era dark ages.
Turning to relations between Peasantpore and its Overlord, Uncle Sam, Phony Tan said it is better to suffer a series of Yankee inspired economic depression than kissing Commie PRC's bug ridden arses.
Over the last four years, Peasantpore has formed many alliances with other Uncle Sam vassals e.g. Kinky Nihons, lazy Aussies and tried to steer South East Asiatic basket cases to encircle and contain Commie PRC.
Phony Tan said he looks forward to sending 2013's Annual tributes to further enhance the bilateral Overlord-Vassal relationship between Uncle Sam and Peasantpore.
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