Wtf, A Flying Tampon From Nowhere Landed On My Head,Witness Is A Black Cat.

Talking Donkey

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• Dec 15, 2015

• #1

Wtf...no joke just happened only..park my car and was walking towards ntuc to buy some bread near my pigeon hole when a tampon from nowhere landed on my head and drop onto the floor...i was quite shock and look up to the sky to see where it came from and can only see clothes hanging on bamboo poles from the pigeon holes windows..bloody hell...a black cat nearby is my only witness and when i ask the cat what does this mean..it ran away..

The tampon.


The black cat.



Year 2015 has not been very good maybe its a sign for better things to come in 2016..or
Anyone here can help me to interpret whether this is a good or bad omen..
many thanks in advance.

 

po2wq

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• Dec 15, 2015

• #2

tis 1 threw @ u ...

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chootchiew

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• Dec 15, 2015

• #3

It means u going to buy something very tang poon soon
U will spend a lot of money.

 

LEGEND

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• Dec 15, 2015

• #4

This is what happened when you visit places with dense Sinkie population.

 

syed putra

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• Dec 15, 2015

• #5

maybe its an invitation for you to go up and have a cup of coffee.

 

looneytan

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• Dec 15, 2015

• #6

heck! this must be from anaemic grand ma

 

Wunderfool

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• Dec 15, 2015

• #7

did you forget to pay ?

 

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Cerebral

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• Dec 15, 2015

• #8

Thats a pad, not a tampon. You guys damn jialat. Cant tell the difference meh

 

Papsmearer

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• Dec 15, 2015

• #9

Its obvious the tampon came from a pussy
Then there was a black pussy near by in the longkang
Circumstantially, it is the black pussy threw the tampon at you
Conclusion:- Don't fuck black girls

 

Papsmearer

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• Dec 15, 2015

• #10

Please PM John Tan, Sam, or Kukushit59. One of them will for sure want to buy the tampon from you, so they can sniff it.

 

Last edited: Dec 16, 2015

Rogue Trader

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• Dec 15, 2015

• #11

Did you also walk under a ladder and break a mirror?

 

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shittypore

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• Dec 15, 2015

• #12

Got to bath with 7 flowers x 7 times b4 u start the next racing calendar 2016

 

bushtucker

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• Dec 16, 2015

• #13

did you happen to spot a ladder and inadvertently walked under it?

 

eatshitndie

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• Dec 16, 2015

• #14

that's a feminine pad. this is a tampon.

 

Papsmearer

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• Dec 16, 2015

• #15

Cerebral said:

Thats a pad, not a tampon. You guys damn jialat. Cant tell the difference meh

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Real men are not women. They don't need to know the difference, and they heck care.

 

virus

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• Dec 16, 2015

• #16

Papsmearer said:

Real men are not women. They don't need to know the difference, and they heck care.

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Unlike fake women such as claire sadplumbgal Gin fark Lee etc.

 

Jah_rastafar_I

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• Dec 16, 2015

• #17

Wah if the pad came from that girl in your photo would u sniff it?

 

looneytan

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• Dec 16, 2015

• #18

Jah_rastafar_I said:

Wah if the pad came from that girl in your photo would u sniff it?

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Sniff? I'd use it as my tea bag

 

Talking Donkey

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• Dec 18, 2015

• #19

Wtf..i nearly hit the first prize..no thanks to you dirty old men..

shittypore said:

Got to bath with 7 flowers x 7 times b4 u start the next racing calendar 2016

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yes i will do that and you must follow my tips next year to win big.

Jah_rastafar_I said:

Wah if the pad came from that girl in your photo would u sniff it?

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that girl is serena wee sister..some guy has already sniff liao lah...

 

harimau

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• Dec 18, 2015

• #20

You know the diff between sanitary pads and tampoons?