Wtf, A Flying Tampon From Nowhere Landed On My Head,Witness Is A Black Cat.

[Talking Donkey]

Wtf...no joke just happened only..park my car and was walking towards ntuc to buy some bread near my pigeon hole when a tampon from nowhere landed on my head and drop onto the floor...i was quite shock and look up to the sky to see where it came from and can only see clothes hanging on bamboo poles from the pigeon holes windows..bloody hell...a black cat nearby is my only witness and when i ask the cat what does this mean..it ran away..

The tampon.


The black cat.



Year 2015 has not been very good maybe its a sign for better things to come in 2016..or
Anyone here can help me to interpret whether this is a good or bad omen..
many thanks in advance.

 

[po2wq]

tis 1 threw @ u ...

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[chootchiew]

It means u going to buy something very tang poon soon
U will spend a lot of money.

 

[LEGEND]

This is what happened when you visit places with dense Sinkie population.

 

[syed putra]

maybe its an invitation for you to go up and have a cup of coffee.

 

[looneytan]

heck! this must be from anaemic grand ma

 

[Wunderfool]

did you forget to pay ?

 

[Cerebral]

Thats a pad, not a tampon. You guys damn jialat. Cant tell the difference meh

 

[Papsmearer]

Its obvious the tampon came from a pussy
Then there was a black pussy near by in the longkang
Circumstantially, it is the black pussy threw the tampon at you
Conclusion:- Don't fuck black girls

 

[Papsmearer]

Please PM John Tan, Sam, or Kukushit59. One of them will for sure want to buy the tampon from you, so they can sniff it.

 

[Rogue Trader]

Did you also walk under a ladder and break a mirror?

 

[shittypore]

Got to bath with 7 flowers x 7 times b4 u start the next racing calendar 2016

 

[bushtucker]

did you happen to spot a ladder and inadvertently walked under it?

 

[eatshitndie]

that's a feminine pad. this is a tampon.

 

[Papsmearer]

Thats a pad, not a tampon. You guys damn jialat. Cant tell the difference meh

Real men are not women. They don't need to know the difference, and they heck care.

 

[virus]

Real men are not women. They don't need to know the difference, and they heck care.

Unlike fake women such as claire sadplumbgal Gin fark Lee etc.

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

Wah if the pad came from that girl in your photo would u sniff it?

 

[looneytan]

Wah if the pad came from that girl in your photo would u sniff it?

Sniff? I'd use it as my tea bag

 

[Talking Donkey]

Wtf..i nearly hit the first prize..no thanks to you dirty old men..

Got to bath with 7 flowers x 7 times b4 u start the next racing calendar 2016

yes i will do that and you must follow my tips next year to win big.

Wah if the pad came from that girl in your photo would u sniff it?

that girl is serena wee sister..some guy has already sniff liao lah...

 

[harimau]

You know the diff between sanitary pads and tampoons?