Transmodified from hxxp://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/1257232/1/.html
PEASANTPORE: From April, peasant recipients on the dole can look forward to a lower level of assistance that is subjected to constant reviews based on dole lackeys' whims and fancies. In PR speak, it is styled as 'customised to their needs'.
The Ministry of Dole will enhance the PA scam by providing additional assistance, and reduce any direct cash handout. The change will mainly benefit Ho Jinx who will then have access to those funds for her overseas punts.
For example, peasants who need healthcare and hygiene products such as adult diapers and nutritional milk supplements will have to wait for public donations. Those who need once-off purchase or replacement of equipment such as a commode have to queue up for used equipment.
The ministry expects to save about one-third of existing PA Dole's budget for poor peasant households. In addition, to drum up public sarpok for this scam, it has told pro-regime netizens to use new media condemn dole seekers, demonising them as lazy louts whom do not deserve sympathy or compassion. Propoganda hacks are told to use Little Jew Chan 'Kee-Chiu' as a classic rags-to-riches story to inspire local stupid peasants.
There are currently over 3,000 peasant households marked as 'problematic' by the regime and they require dole. The cash assistance for all dole peasant households will also be increased reluctantly after the Punggol East defeat. The increase will range from 50 peanuts per full moon for a one-peasant PA household to 130 peanuts per full moon for a four-peasant dole household.
Wise peasants immediately realised based on average 100 peanuts, that works out to 3 million peanuts for the 3000 peasant households on dole. In contrast, the regime did not blink an eyelid when Half Viv blew up 300 million peanuts for hosting a 'boliao' sporting event. Both are peanuts compared to the 22 billion losses incurred by Whales, Ho Jinx, Phony Tan and Old Autocrat when they offer cash for Citibank and UBS after the 2007 Credit Crisis
Peasant families on the dole with dependent children will continue to receive additional cash assistance of 150 peanut per child. That is what Ruler Loong makes in 2 hours. The paltry sum, based on some half baked reasoning to to prevent dole peasants from using children to inflate their dole allowances.
The ministry also added that the revision is part of the regular review of basic cash assistance rates. It added some pro-regime netizens have written to the regime to propose harsher means testings to ensure poor peasants are unable to game the stingy Jewish dole system. Those pro-regime netizens argued the 'you die, your business' doctrine must be firmly applied on poor peasants and their children with no exception or sympathy.
PEASANTPORE: From April, peasant recipients on the dole can look forward to a lower level of assistance that is subjected to constant reviews based on dole lackeys' whims and fancies. In PR speak, it is styled as 'customised to their needs'.
The Ministry of Dole will enhance the PA scam by providing additional assistance, and reduce any direct cash handout. The change will mainly benefit Ho Jinx who will then have access to those funds for her overseas punts.
For example, peasants who need healthcare and hygiene products such as adult diapers and nutritional milk supplements will have to wait for public donations. Those who need once-off purchase or replacement of equipment such as a commode have to queue up for used equipment.
The ministry expects to save about one-third of existing PA Dole's budget for poor peasant households. In addition, to drum up public sarpok for this scam, it has told pro-regime netizens to use new media condemn dole seekers, demonising them as lazy louts whom do not deserve sympathy or compassion. Propoganda hacks are told to use Little Jew Chan 'Kee-Chiu' as a classic rags-to-riches story to inspire local stupid peasants.
There are currently over 3,000 peasant households marked as 'problematic' by the regime and they require dole. The cash assistance for all dole peasant households will also be increased reluctantly after the Punggol East defeat. The increase will range from 50 peanuts per full moon for a one-peasant PA household to 130 peanuts per full moon for a four-peasant dole household.
Wise peasants immediately realised based on average 100 peanuts, that works out to 3 million peanuts for the 3000 peasant households on dole. In contrast, the regime did not blink an eyelid when Half Viv blew up 300 million peanuts for hosting a 'boliao' sporting event. Both are peanuts compared to the 22 billion losses incurred by Whales, Ho Jinx, Phony Tan and Old Autocrat when they offer cash for Citibank and UBS after the 2007 Credit Crisis
Peasant families on the dole with dependent children will continue to receive additional cash assistance of 150 peanut per child. That is what Ruler Loong makes in 2 hours. The paltry sum, based on some half baked reasoning to to prevent dole peasants from using children to inflate their dole allowances.
The ministry also added that the revision is part of the regular review of basic cash assistance rates. It added some pro-regime netizens have written to the regime to propose harsher means testings to ensure poor peasants are unable to game the stingy Jewish dole system. Those pro-regime netizens argued the 'you die, your business' doctrine must be firmly applied on poor peasants and their children with no exception or sympathy.
Last edited:
