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We are scraping the barrel with such an idiot running for President. We need better imports to widen the Singapore gene pool.

The optics that most Singaporeans agree on this saga is just bad, very bad. As Ministers, Seniors at that, they should realise how this will be viewed by the public, or were they truly so ignorant of how they should "appear" to behave. It has been written clearly in the Ministers' Code of...

"Excuse me," I said to the woman sat in front of me on the bus, "You have some semen on the back of your jacket." "It's definitely semen," I said, "I don't ejaculate yogurt"

Old man’s sitting on a porch when he sees a young man walk by, dragging something behind him Old man says, “What you got there?” and the young man replies, “Chickenwire.” Old man asks , “What’re you doing with chickenwire?” Young man replies “I’m going to catch me some chickens.” The old man...

A guy asked a girl in a university library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?" The girl replied with a loud voice: "NO! I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the students in the library started looking at the guy; he was pretty embarrassed. After a while the girl walked quietly over...

There is a difference between I’m sorry and I apologise... Don’t believe me? Try saying “I apologise” at a funeral

Generally low prices is to get the business initially in order to con owner that more needs to be done as they find faults like gas need topping up. Usually they use a half-filled canister and tell you that they used a new one so you pay for a new gas tank. The also advised you your system is...

Dear Tech Support: . Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. . In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system...

Chemical Analysis of a Woman Subject: 'WOMAN' : A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION BULLETIN MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET NO. EC36C-24-36 Element: Woman Symbol: Wo Discoverer: Adam Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg, may vary from 40-200kg Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban...

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Got A Light Mate?

Am I Fat?

I read that he had a swimming pool built on a rented property. Why would anyone do that on a property one did not own?

For me, one big question remains unaddressed despite the many hours of Parlimentary time spent on the issue. Shanmugam is the Minister in charge of SLA. He is also a tenant of a state property under the SLA's purview. In other words, Shanmugam manages his own landlord. He sits on both sides of...

Iris‌‌h daughte‌‌r ha‌‌d no‌‌t bee‌‌n hom‌‌e fo‌‌r ove‌‌r ‌‌5 years‌‌. Upo‌‌n he‌‌r retur‌‌n he‌‌r Fathe‌‌r curse‌‌d he‌‌r heavily‌‌. "Wher‌‌e hav‌‌e y‌‌e bee‌‌n al‌‌l thi‌‌s time‌‌, child‌‌? Wh‌‌y di‌‌d y‌‌e no‌‌t writ‌‌e t‌‌o us‌‌, no‌‌t eve‌‌n ‌‌a line‌‌? Wh‌‌y didn'‌‌t y‌‌e call‌‌? Ca‌‌n...

Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?' Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!' Miss Rogers:'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable...

There once was a girl from Devises, Who’s ass cheeks were of different sizes. The first was so small, It was no cheek at all. And the other won several prizes.

A guy comes up to him in the bar one day and says, "Are you the guy who charges $1000 a bullet?" "Yup." "What if you miss?" He looks at the man, deadly serious. "I don't miss..." "Okay, we'll I've got $2000 here. I just found out my wife is having an affair with my best friend. They're at...

A six-year-old goes to the hospital with her mother to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs bursts into her Grandpa’s room. “Grandpa, Grandpa,” she says excitedly, “as soon as my mother comes into the room, make a noise like a frog. “What?” said her Grandpa. “Make a...