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Spent hours laughing at these, then thought might be a good idea to post.

I put my money down on this - if a Malaysian channel screens, for example, the oldie 网中人, Man In the Net, once a week, in Cantonese, you'll see a mass migration of viewers from their so called 'best watched' Mediacorps programs.

Actually Singapore is more communistic than you think, from clamping down on dissent, next to zero press freedom, free speech and welfare. Even China score better.

At last some local accented jokes. My humble points. And also, most of your jokes I haven't read before.

This Yiu Chiu-fung chap, although resourceful, does not hold the candle to Monsieur Selamat. Chiu is 27, Monsieur Selamat is 53 Chiu is able-bodied, Monsieur Selamat limps with a bad leg resulting from a broken leg from a fall while escaping Chiu's case has not been processed yet at the police...

'Women who think way to man's heart is through the stomach is aiming too high. 6 inches too high, to be precise' Confucius, circa 551 BC

Reminds me of the definitions of the words Excess and Surplus. Excess is the area of the breast you can't cover with two hands. Surplus is the other breast.

I give it less of a fuck that I've never given before.

Re: My loyalty is first and foremost, to the people of Singapore. It has always been Exceptional chap, this. Heard when he learnt to say his own name, he could say it backwards. Flawlessly. 'What's your name?' 'Wee Kim Wee' 'Say it backwards' 'Wee Kim Wee' 'What a clever boy'

Have to agree with you it is best done at home if one really like it. We used to make it at home because all the family members like it. I helped with the grating of the radish and carrots, icing them and spin it dry in a bag in the washing machine, I know what ingredients go into it and even...

As a dish, it is quite mediocre, tasting of crunchy shredded vegetables drowned in thick sweet sauce. Fish, what fish? Hardly surprising, seeing that it consists mainly of julienne'd radish and carrots, soaked in cold water and then dried (for crispiness). It comes together with a miserable...

Re: dental health-toothbrush I don't see why not. I think the are different types of brushes available. If not, adjust the pressure of the whirling brush on the gums. Trust you to sextify this thread. I do nicely in bed, thank you. I attribute it to 40 years of practice, not my kidneys. LOL

Times were when one owns to one's faults, screw-ups, failures and the Singapore equivalent - 'lapses'. The Japanese and the Koreans, the head honcho bow to the shareholders and apologise, in extreme cases, he does a seppuku. The head honcho takes the fall. Elsewhere, the man responsible is...

Re: dental health-toothbrush Because my teeth are too close together, any food that get stuck in between are hard to dislodge by mere brushing. This is perhaps a blessing in disguise, because I have to use floss instead of just brushing alone. I hopped on the electric toothbrushes wagon some 20...

Re: OMG Not Again for 3 Consecutive Years,My Wife Fortune Teller Damn Bloody Suay O Horse? What horse? Where?

Best the Muslim way, or what they call a 'bum gun' here in Cambodia by the expats. If you have constipation, use the bum gun to shoot water up the arse, hold the water in as long as you can bear. Without going into gruesome details, problem solved. Yeah, yeah, there will be suggestive remarks...