which bank got the hottest chicks as Relationship manager ?

[Rogue Trader]

there's one Citibank RM who looks like Lin ziling

 

[THE_CHANSTER]

Citi have always had the hottest babes. At Stan Chart, really only have Fuck Me Hard! in the milf category.

 

[moolightaffairs]

wealth management hsbc and stanchart

 

[Rogue Trader]

actually all RMs are con-sters.. their skill is to smooth talk retirees and rich cats into parting with their money. their commission based salary dictates so.

 

[Ramseth]

wealth management hsbc and stanchart

Singapore priority banking can't make it. When I working in US, there was once I was assigned to a case to bring a HK client to Jersey, CI (wiki for it if you don't know where's that). The bank was StanChart CI. The two slim slick lady chick RMs entertained us on a yacht on an English Channel cruise. Me and my HK client forgot all about money altogether and I couldn't be bothered with what he did with his girl. My girl unstrapped her bikini and asked me to suntan lotion her. A request no sane and healthy man would refuse and of course I did it, back and front, face to toes. It was just that, no sex, just cheap smothering thrill.

Then came even crazier ideas. To jump into the Channel water for a swim. My HK client was already about 60 at that time. No way I could risk allowing him to do that in a momentary lapse of reason over attempt to impress girls. I got him to promise not to do anything silly and and the girls to agree that's too dangerous for him to do that. I did it with the girls and jumped into the water with the girls. My good god or devil or whatever, that's fucking cold water!

The RM girls were happy, the HK client was happy, and the next morning ashore, we concluded the contract for the new account.

 

[jw5]

Re: Hottest Relationship Manager (You Qian Jiu Shi Lao Bang)

What's "very anticipating"?

Very eager?

Where it comes to female RMs, don't ever be fooled that they want your body and not your money.

And btw, NS is killing SG.

 

[Rogue Trader]

Last year my bank RM flew me in to Geneva by private jet. They took me to Lake Constance in a luxury boathouse. The super chio RM brought along her also very cho blond assistant and I was surprised she spoke in fluent Singlish when introduced. Turns out she had learnt Singlish in the past year in order to communicate better with me.

After an afternoon game of golf at the island, they suggested skinny dipping in the frigid waters. I was apprehensive at first because I just had a second helping of Russian caviar and french truffles at the smorgasbord and was feeling quite full. They said no problem. My RM made a phone call and 10 minutes later, a dozen heavy trucks arrived at the bank of the lake and started pumping water out of the lake. A giant heater was also deployed to warm the lake till it was a bearable 30 degree celcius. We proceeded to swim with the fresh water dolphins (kindly loaned from the local zoo) and watched the sun set. It was an unforgettable experience.

The next morning I told them ok, I will open another savings account.

 

[murphy]

now that they no biz , it is opportune time to visit them

How Lian...Sia Lan

 

[Sir_Fcuk]

The next morning I told them ok, I will open another savings account.

Great! One question: How much would it take to open an account with them? I have enough money to buy 3 HDB flats